National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books
Within hours of arriving in war-ravaged Portland, hundreds of National Guard troops are reportedly already lost at Powell’s Books.
“What floor is this? Show yourselves,...
Israeli Settlers Already Practicing Land Acknowledgements to Use In 20 Years
Today Israeli settlers responded to criticism that they keep openly stealing land, homes and life from innocent Palestinians with a solemn promise that they’re...
Trump Grows Bored of Tariffs After Learning an Even Newer Word
Donald Trump suddenly reversed his stance on tariffs after an intern made the rookie mistake of saying an even newer word in his company,...
‘Unfortunately Worth It,’ Says Charlie Kirk Bleeding Out from Gunshot Wound
Before completely bleeding out from someone shooting him at Utah Valley University today, conservative 2nd Amendment activist Charlie Kirk assured his loyal fans that...
Bill Gates Compliments Trump on Wife Who Didn’t Ditch Him Just Because He’s in the Epstein Files
Even though he’s no longer leading a major corporation, today Bill Gates said he had to drop by the tech CEO summit at the...
Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill
In a touching and heartfelt post on social media this week, Washington U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell assured her constituents that she wishes all the...
Trump Adds Insult to Injury as He Reboots ‘Strangers with Candy’ without Stephen Colbert
In a twist of the knife after successfully getting his top-ranked late-night show cancelled, President Donald Trump is reportedly also already rebooting cult comedy...
Prime Day Deals on Billionaire Hair Loss Treatments
Once again, Amazon has cut prices down to size with their popular Prime Day sale featuring deals on items shoppers love, including products designed...
NPR Budget Cuts Spawn ‘Some Things Considered’ Program
The Trump administration asked Congress this week to rescind $1.1 billion already allocated for public broadcasting outlets including NPR and PBS, which has led...
FDA Bans Unleaded Baby Formula
In a long-awaited win for followers of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., today the U.S. Health Secretary announced the FDA has officially banned unleaded baby...
