Mucinex Booger Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom

With bated breath to avoid airborne infection, audiences watched with awe as President Donald Trump awarded another Presidential Medal of Freedom today to the legendary Mucinex...

OSHA Announces Mistletoe Buyback Program in Exchange for Sexual Harassment Training

Recognizing the hazards of mistletoe in office settings, OSHA has formed a special task force for a no-questions-asked buyback program to get this dangerous...