Local Midwesterner Rolls Eyes at Seattleites’ Inability to Drive in a Tornado
As surprise tornado warnings kept Western Washington residents cowering inside their homes today, one Missouri transplant is scoffing at Seattleites’ pathetic inability to drive...
NextDoor User Reports Pervert Standing Outside Wearing Nothing but Top Hat and Scarf
The popular nosy neighbor app NextDoor is buzzing with concern today after a user reported warnings of an alleged pervert in the neighborhood wearing...
Bruce Harrell Celebrates Win by Moving to Seattle
After locking up an overwhelming election victory today to become the Emerald City’s next mayor, Bruce Harrell celebrated tonight by moving all the way...
Harrell Hosts City of Seattle Job Fair at Annual Holiday Family Reunion
Today Seattle Mayor-Elect Bruce Harrell announced another set senior appointments for his administration after a successful City of Seattle Job Fair at his annual...
2-for-1 Flash Sale Begins on ‘In This House We Believe’ and ‘Recall Sawant’ Yard Signs
Just days after a Seattle special election with only one item on the ballot, a Madrona printshop says they’re already flooded with customers taking...
Jenny Durkan Teases New Public Record Dropping January 6
While the city awaits the results of the Recall Sawant special election, Mayor Jenny Durkan unexpectedly took back the spotlight today by teasing a...
Broken Light Rail Escalators to Be Renamed the ‘Mitch Hedberg Memorial Temporary Stairs’
Today Sound Transit announced that instead of ever finding a way to make sure escalators at the Capitol Hill Light Rail station work at...
PCC Self-Checkouts Unionize as Grocery Workers Local 1101011
Worried they could one day meet the same fate as their unionized human cashier predecessors, self-checkout stands at local grocery co-op PCC announced via...
Seattle Residents Ask Commuters to ‘Drive Like Your Tesla Parks Here’
Hoping to quell speeding cars racing through residential streets, Seattleites across the city are reportedly replacing their “Drive Like Your Kids Live Here” signs...
Overzealous Fishmonger Sends Pike Place Salmon into Orbit
A staple Seattle tourist trap looked more like Cape Canaveral today as one of its coverall-clad employees hurled a fish straight through the roof...
