Local Elected Judge Still Pretty Jazzed You Don’t Know Who the Hell They Are
As the country celebrated the historic confirmation of its first black woman to the U.S. Supreme Court, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, one local elected...
KOMO Special Report: Psst, Hey You Wanna See a Dead Body?
Desperate to distract from former KOMO journalist Jonathan Choe’s Proud Boys puff piece, KOMO News announced today it would be getting back to its...
5 Ways to Keep Believing Crime Rates Are Going Up Even When They’re Not
Sometimes when hard data over the last few decades proves Seattle’s crime rates have drastically decreased, it can be hard to keep the faith...
Duwamish River to Remain Green for St. Patrick’s Day
The EPA and Seattle Department of Ecology announced today that the Duwamish River will stay green for the St. Patrick’s Day holiday, and probably...
Microsoft Looks Wistfully at Old Photos from When It Was Region’s Most Hated Tech Company
Sources close to the Microsoft Corporation reported hearing gentle sobbing at its Redmond headquarters today as the company stared at old photos from its...
Activists Rush to Protect Seattle’s Construction Crane Canopy Ecosystem
Proposals threatening to clear-cut Seattle’s lush construction crane canopy came under fire today as development preservation activists packed City Hall.
The towering steel structures currently...
Report: KOMO’s Jonathan Choe Absolutely Sure This Is a Live Shot of Downtown Seattle
In a live Project Seattle #HomelessIndustrialComplex special airing on KOMO today, reporter Jonathan Choe bravely revealed that—contrary to what anyone experienced this morning while...
Bellevue Hit-and-Run Narrowed Down to 800 Teslas
Today Bellevue detectives announced a break in last week’s unsolved hit-and-run case, which has now narrowed suspects down to the owners of only 800...
Local Pothole Just Begging City to Fill It Up
In a desperate attempt to get paved, a deep, gushing pothole in Crown Hill is pleading for the city to spill hot asphalt all...
Spirit Gas in Ballard Gets First Customer
For the first time since it placed itself at the Ballard intersection of Market and 24th Ave to sell gasoline at $2 more per...
