Norwegian Hot Dog Kindly Asks to Be Put Out of Its Misery
Today a Norwegian hot dog served in a dry tortilla to a transplant who’d never had one before kindly begged to be put all...
Disturbing New Report Reveals Average American Swallows Several 7-11 Hot Dogs in Sleep Each Year
A disturbing new report released today reveals that the average American swallows up to a half-dozen 7-11 hot dogs in their sleep each year.
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Walla Walla: Come for the Wine, Stay Because You’re in Prison
Today the tourism board for the “town so nice they named it twice” officially changed its city slogan to “Walla Walla: Come for the...
Raccoon Mortified to Learn He Took Date to Rummage Through Cybertruck Instead of Dumpster
A local raccoon was reportedly mortified today after realizing he accidentally took his Foragr date to rummage through a Cybertruck instead of a dumpster.
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Spokane Admits It Keeps the ‘e’ Because It Hates Itself Too
After years of people speculating about why the Eastern Washington city of Spokane spells its name in a way that inevitably gets it constantly...
Taylor Shellfish Farms Introduces New Easier-to-Clean Geoducks
Today the Puget Sound’s Taylor Shellfish Farms made local seafood history again with the launch of its exclusive new product: pre-cut, easier-to-clean geoducks.
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Rescue Shelter Cats Flown in from California to Seattle Humane Already Complaining About the Mexican Food
Within 24 hours of landing in Seattle, animal shelter workers are confirming that all 19 rescue cats flown in from California are already complaining...
Alaska Airlines Announces Emotional Baggage Fee
In another financial blow to air travelers after Southwest said it was ending its free two-checked bags policy, today Alaska Airlines said it would...
Starbucks CEO Announces Mass Layoffs Due to Quarterly Earnings Being Down or Up or the Same
Today Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol announced an even larger mass layoff for the corporate coffee giant after quarterly earnings were way down or up...
New Local Brewery Only Allows Dogs and Kids
The latest addition to the Ballard Brewery District, Playground Brewing Company, says that it’s taking the family-friendly brewery model to the next level by...
