Man Protesting Drag Brunch Actually Just Protesting Brunch
This morning a man many thought was a homophobe as he loudly protested a Pride Weekend drag brunch on Capitol Hill was reportedly actually just protesting brunch.
“As God as my witness, there is nothing...
Bite of Seattle Promises Wide Variety of Zero Bites from Seattle
Featuring a wide variety of franchised food truck vendors from LA to Orange County, the Bite of Seattle’s new California-based owner and operator says this weekend’s exciting foodie event at Seattle Center promises attendees...
Fremont Solstice Parade Bike Seats Tell Us What They Love Most About Eating Ass
So all of your queer and Gen Z friends have told you to not knock til you try it—but you still haven’t tried it: eating ass. Maybe you’re still skeptical that eating someone’s crack...
Uber Promises Big Tip If Sara Nelson Delivers Their Agenda On Time
With a vote on the rollback of the gig worker minimum wage bill expected as soon as next week, Uber is reportedly offering to leave a generous tip if Seattle City Council President Sara...
Only Uncoupled Sibling on Family Vacation Asked If They Mind Sleeping in Pantry
In a turn of events that surprised no one except himself, local son William Briggs was politely asked by his parents during their annual long Memorial Day Weekend family vacation today if he—as the...
Wallingford Foodies with BLM Bumper Sticker Just Haven’t Had Time to Try Neighborhood’s Only Black-Owned Restaurant
Today white Wallingford foodies Lauren and Chris Stein said that five years after they plastered a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker to their Subaru Forester, they’re still struggling to find the time to try...
Climate Pledge Arena’s New Earth Day Promo Just $19 Beer Poured Directly into Your Cupped Hands
Environmental win! Climate Pledge Arena has reportedly made good on its namesake today after announcing a new planet-friendly promo for Earth Day offering a $19 beer poured directly into your cupped hands.
“What’s more reusable...
Local Deer Gonna Treat Self to Fanciful Little Frolic on Dimly Lit Road
In a heartwarming act of self-care, one local deer decided it was going to de-stress today by treating itself to a jaunty little stroll on a dark, rural road where nothing could possibly go...
Amtrak Ad Reminds People That When Their Trains Crash, They’re Already on the Ground
Hoping they hadn’t missed the train on taking advantage of Boeing’s recent safety failures and subsequent loss of consumer trust in commercial air travel, today Amtrak launched a new ad campaign reminding people that...
City Council Grants Tourists Stuck Driving Through Pike Place Landmark Status
In a final blow to thousands of advocates for turning Pike Place Market into a car-free zone, today the Seattle City Council granted Historic Landmark Status to a long line of tourists stuck driving...
