Bezos Travels to Amazon Rainforest to Search for Endangered Birds to Stuff Inside Turducken
Not satisfied with a level of decadence that would instantly kill a medieval peasant, Jeff Bezos reportedly traveled to the Amazon rainforest today in...
SPD Officer Instinctively Turns Off Body Cam Before Approaching Dark Turkey Meat
Today one Seattle police officer nearly ruined Thanksgiving after he instinctively turned off his body camera and reached for his sidearm while approaching the...
Dog Scientists Recommend Leaving Thanksgiving Turkey Unattended for 5 Minutes
As the nation prepares for Thanksgiving festivities, a panel of dog scientists released an official statement today recommending that you should leave the turkey...
Boeing Celebrates DB Cooper Day by Removing Plane Doors Mid-flight
Today Boeing commemorated the legendary sky-diving escape of hijacker D.B. Cooper—never to be seen again—on this day Nov. 24, 1971 by festively popping doors...
Boeing Announces Priority Boarding for Passengers Willing to Hold Plane Together with Bare Hands
In an effort to cut down on costs for everyone in a mutually beneficial way, today Boeing announced it would provide priority boarding for...
Fun Sized Candy Isn’t
Contrary to claims on the front of bags of confections packing grocery store aisles for the holiday season, reports are coming in from candy...
Boeing Threatens Striking Workers with Airline Tickets
After striking IAMAW members voted to reject the latest labor deal by 64%, Boeing is now threatening the union with airline tickets on Boeing...
Washington’s 5 Most Charming Small Towns to Hide In When You Accidentally Like Someone’s Post from 3 Years Ago
Glacier –Just a 30-minute drive from Mount Baker Ski Area and the last stop on the Mount Baker Highway, this beautiful little town has...
Climate Solution! Starbucks Coffee to Be Roasted by CEO’s Private Jet Engines During His Commute
In a major green win today, new Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol committed to making his 1,000-mile super-commute from Southern California to Seattle headquarters more...
New Dick’s-a-thon Route Just Endless Loop Between Pony and The Cuff
Today organizers of this weekend’s annual Dick’s-a-thon run—benefitting local search and rescue groups and the Washington National Parks Fund—announced a new alternate route that...
