Durkan’s Police Defunding Plans Just Very Realistic Cake
A week after Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan handed out copies of her police defunding proposal, skeptical activists finally dug into the documents today only...
Gov. Inslee Under White House Pressure to Add Trump’s Face to Gum Wall
Following a recent inquiry President Trump made about having his head added to Mount Rushmore, details have emerged of a call Governor Jay Inslee...
Liberated Woman Excited to Leave First Scathing Yelp Review in Months
Following several harrowing months of being deprived the capitalist comforts guaranteed to her by the United States Constitution, a newly liberated Kent woman has...
EU Countries Banning Travel from U.S. Unsure Why They Didn’t Do This Years Ago
Brussels – Two weeks after it decided to extend its ban on U.S. travelers, the European Union announced today that its cobblestone streets have...
WTA Unveils Rattlesnake Ledge FastPass
The Washington Trails Association surprised hikers crowding the trailhead of the Rattlesnake Ledge today with its new crowd-management tool, a Disney-sponsored FastPass system.
“It’s always...
Tulalip Casino Thrilled to Offer Gambling of Life
After spring closures due the COVID-19 pandemic, the reopened Tulalip Resort Casino announced today that this summer’s guests can now look forward to risking...
We Take a Look Back at the Essential Workers of the Titanic
For today’s #ThrowbackThursday, we’re dipping deep into our archives to pay tribute to the essential workers of the Titanic.
Although almost every single one of...
Ben & Jerry’s Debut New ‘A.C.A.B. Cookie Crunch’
Following a powerful press release declaring "We must dismantle white supremacy," popular ice cream producers Ben & Jerry’s have released a new flavor, consisting...
Delivery Driver Blissfully Unaware Package He’s Risking Life to Drop Off Just Box of Smucker’s Uncrustables
As Seattle’s fleet of gig economy workers have been transformed into the lifeline of the city virtually overnight, one delivery driver is blissfully unaware...
Furious Millennial Catches Parents Sneaking Out For 4 p.m. Take-out Dinner Special
Sources are reporting that local boomer parents Sam and Pam Daniels were caught allegedly sneaking out of the house today for a mid-afternoon dinner...
