Tech Company Can’t Have Any More Cocoa Puffs Until It Finishes All the Raisin Bran

Heads butted today in South Lake Union as local tech company staff was informed that it has to eat all of its Raisin Bran before it can order any more Cocoa Puffs for their...

Minnesota Dad Unconvinced That Seattle Isn’t on the Coast

Despite pleadings from a son who has lived in Seattle for more than a decade, Minnesota father of five Tim Edwards remains resolute in his findings that the city of Seattle lies on the...

Seattle Man Uses Fridge Light To Treat Seasonal Affective Disorder

In a desperate bid to treat his Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) without actually leaving the house, Beacon Hill resident Seth Jones has begun treating the crushing despondency that comes with Seattle's rainy season gloom...

Californian Denounces Perfectly Fine Mexican Restaurant

California native Rhea Larkin made waves today as she took to social media to denounce a perfectly fine Mexican restaurant in Ballard. “These have to be the worst tacos I’ve ever had,” she wrote in...

Tacoma Traffic Jam Still Coolest Thing To Do In Tacoma

Dozens of drivers put their vehicles in park during Saturday's completely stalled traffic on I-5 to celebrate what is still widely hailed as the coolest thing to do in Tacoma: Traffic Jam. “Everybody’s hanging...

Is Your Bod Ready For Chowder Season?

It’s that time again, Seattle! The Pacific Northwest’s favorite winter warmer is on tap around the city, with local microchowderies pumping out piping hot pints of creamy, clammy New England nectar. We asked five locals...