Aw! These Oregonians Think Mount Hood Is Worth Taking Pictures Of
One Seattle resident’s quick work trip down to Portland this week led to the discovery of Oregonians who think Mount Hood is actually worth taking photos of and they’re adorable!
“Oh my God, look at...
Man in Head-to-Toe Carhartt Must Be Heading to Coal Mine After Shift at Vegan Dog Bakery
Customers at a local vegan dog bakery were impressed by the gritty work ethic of one of its Carhartt-clad employees, who everyone assumes must be heading to a nearby coal mine after his shift.
“I...
Male Orca? This Man Is Only Still Alive Because His Mother Feeds Him Salmon Every Day
A recent scientific report confirming that male southern resident orcas stay completely dependent on their mothers feeding them for their entire life has some researchers wondering whether a local 37-year-old man might actually be...
New Canlis Menu Written by ChatGPT Promises ‘Cunnilingus Adventure for Your Taste Birds’
No stranger to experimentation, famed dining destination Canlis reportedly asked AI chatbot ChatGPT to write tonight’s special menu, but discovered they might have a few kinks to work out after the program produced a...
Local FBI Agent Confused, Disappointed by Pi Day Celebrations
Local FBI Agent Dale Cooper went on record today to say that despite today, March 14, allegedly being Pi Day, he was disappointed to admit his investigation of local festivities didn’t even turn up...
Dick’s to Celebrate 69th Birthday with 69-cent Milkshakes
Seattle’s beloved Dick’s announced it’s celebrating its 69th birthday this week with 69-cent milkshakes.
“We usually sell 19-cent burgers for our annual Burger Day anniversaries—the same price our burgers were when we first opened in...
Inflation Woes Continue as Beth’s Cafe 12-Egg Omelette Now Costs $37,000
Inflation woes continued to mount today as diners excited for Beth’s Cafe grand re-opening were shocked to find that the surging price of eggs had resulted in their 12-egg omelette now costing $37,000.
“I should...
Seattle Couple Plans Destination Wedding for West Seattle
Recently engaged Seattle lovebirds Kevin Hwang and Trucy Schmidt formally announced today that their destination wedding will take place on the far-flung shores of West Seattle.
As they continue booking caterers and floral arrangements, the...
Tourist Tip: Pike Place Fishmongers Will Toss Your Kid if You Slip Them $50
The Needling is always here to highlight the best local tips for visitors spending a weekend in Seattle—this week’s tip: The fishmongers at the world famous Pike Place Market will also toss your kid...
New Food Truck Launches Outside New Pop-up Inside Street Food Restaurant Down in Uptown
Nothing is splashing into the Seattle foodie scene this year quite like the city’s first food truck outside a pop-up inside street food restaurant, Nacho Po’ Boy.
“Our menu is disrupting the pop-up sit-down inside...
