Hidden Speakeasy Entrance Actually Just Some Guy’s Kitchen Window
The hottest new speakeasy in town abruptly shut down today after it was revealed that patrons had mistaken his kitchen window for a hidden...
Discovery Park Blackberry Bushes Pick Off Straggling Jogger
A relaxing after-work jog turned deadly for one man today after he fell behind his jogging pack and was picked off by the voracious...
Seattle’s Anti-Homeless Architecture Enters Art Deco Phase
Seattle’s elite are rejoicing today after the installation of new public fixtures with stylized geometric details designed to ward off people have signaled that...
Fremont Solstice Organizers Draw Line at Naked Unicyclists
As onlookers eagerly awaited the free-spirited Fremont Solstice Parade’s naked bicyclists, event organizers announced that for the first time they had to draw line...
12 Hospitalized After Gum Wall’s ‘Take a Piece, Leave a Piece’ Promotion
A “Take a Piece, Leave a Piece” promotion at Seattle’s Gum Wall that failed to specify which gum tourists were supposed to take has...
Experts Recommend Breaking Up Workday By Tossing Laptop Into Puget Sound, Walking In After It
With summer in full swing and work more stressful than ever, experts have started to recommend breaking up your workday by tossing your laptop...
Amazon Responds to Work-from-Home Demands by Buying All Employees’ Homes
After an unprecedented walk-out from thousands of Amazon employees today urging the company to take stronger climate action and reconsider its return to office...
Pigeon Finally Avenges Father After Dropping Baseball on Randy Johnson
Following an infamous 2001 incident in which former Mariner pitcher Randy Johnson exploded a pigeon with a fastball during a Spring Training game, the...
Lou Piniella Throws Out Ceremonial First Base at All-Star Game
In a touching and nostalgic opening to tonight’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game at Seattle’s T-Mobile Park, none other than legendary former Mariners Manager...
El Corazón to Host Tiny Stall Bathroom Concerts
In an effort to highlight Seattle’s up-and-coming punk bands, local venue El Corazón has announced their own spin on NPR’s Tiny Desk concert...
