Houseboat Is Neither
Today local real estate agent Chelsea Perkins invited people looking to purchase both a house and boat to check out an adorable Eastlake houseboat, which is neither.
“If you’re looking for a cozy, stable home...
Man Comes Out As Bellevue Resident
After years of keeping who he truly is in hiding, today 33-year-old Tristan Scraggs officially came out to his Seattle friends and family as a resident of Bellevue.
“All those times I said I couldn’t...
Slut Shaming? My Dog Bit the Mailman While He Was Wearing Those Hot Little Shorts
One man was left mortified today after his dog slut-shamed his local mail carrier while he was delivering the mail in those hot little short-shorts.
“The mailman was strutting down my driveway wearing those cute...
Man Terrified New Friend Will Invite Him to Improv Show
After achieving the impossible dream of making a new friend as an adult, one local man confessed today that his desire for a new buddy has been completely replaced by a deep fear he...
Lincoln Park Wildlife Was Actually Really Looking Forward to Those Pickleball Courts
After a group of West Seattleites recently won their months-long battle to keep Seattle Parks from constructing new pickleball courts in Lincoln Park because of the negative impact the noisy sport could have on...
Pearl Jam Album Played Backwards Contains English Language
While searching for subliminal satanic commands, a young Spokane teenager was surprised to instead find discernible English words when playing Pearl Jam’s Yellow Ledbetter in reverse, his mortified mother reported.
The teen’s mother, Susan Willet,...
Bing Still Pretty Sure Millions of Former Google Search Engine Users Should Be Showing Up Any Time Now
After Google’s launch of its laughably inaccurate AI Overviews went so badly last week that users began checking out other search engines for the first time in years, local search engine Microsoft Bing said...
Area Reader Can’t Shut the Fuck Up About Silent Book Club
According to several friends, relatives and acquaintances, longtime area reader Allison Fentworth reportedly cannot shut the fuck up about her silent book club.
“Apparently, it’s like the opposite of Fight Club, so the first rule...
How to Get Rid of Toxic Relationships by Becoming May Queen at Ballard’s Syttende Mai
There’s a lot of ways to get rid of toxic relationships according to your therapist, but none of them are quite as fun as just becoming May Queen at a Scandinavian seasonal event like...
Boss Celebrates Bike-to-Work Day by Giving Whole Office View of His Junk Jangling in Bike Shorts
As a special Bike-to-Work Day treat, this morning one local boss treated his entire Fremont office to a festive view of his junk jangling in a pair of bike shorts.
“Take it from a Climate...
