Op-ed: Californians Need to Go Back Where They Came From (Except for Eddie Vedder—He’s One of the Good Ones)
By Don Cudd, Seattle Culture Columnist
We all know Seattle is the home of political correctness and
celebrated diversity efforts that are the ultimate panacea for...
Local Man Dismayed No One Returning Little Free Library Books
Harold Greenfield has a message for patrons of his little free library: Your books are overdue.
Last year the longtime Wallingford resident put up a
dollhouse-sized...
The Stranger’s Kink Issue Begs Corporate Media To ‘Step On My Journalistic Integrity, Daddy’
In this week’s much requested reprint of The Stranger’s 2019 Kink
Issue, the city’s only biweekly included a heaving plea for their relentless
corporate media suitors...
Cap’n Jeff Bezos Leads Prime Day Pirates to SLU Shores
In what is fast becoming a loathed Seattle tradition, Cap’n Jeff Bezos again led his rag-tag crew of Prime Day Pirates to South Lake...
Bleary-Eyed Hempfest Organizers Announce Festival Schedule For Last Weekend
After waking bright and early at approximately 1 p.m. today, organizers of Seattle’s flagship cannabis culture event smeared away eyecrust to finally announce Hempfest...
Bothell Man to Sneak Joint Into Hempfest
Bothell resident Charles Campbell said he was ecstatic today
to announce his plans to sneak a joint into Hempfest, which he’s clearly
attending for the first...
UW Cryptographer Finally Cracks Ancient ‘Yellow Ledbetter’ Language
Citing it as a historic breakthrough in lyrical cryptography, a University of Washington researcher has finally deciphered the mysterious language of 'Yellow Ledbetter,' which...
Baby Got Vax: Sir Mix-A-Lot Drops Hot New PSA
Sir Mix-a-Lot once topped the local PSA charts with his City Light-produced “Reduce Your Bills and Cut Your Chills.” Three decades later he’s back...
Sound Transit Projects Light Rail System Completion at End of Cenozoic Era
To the relief of many Seattle metro area residents today, Sound Transit bumped up the completion date of all pending light rail projects to...
REI Unveils Outdoor Retail Industry’s First Bridal Collection
The days of wearing Instagram-worthy wilderness-bound wedding dresses atop the world’s highest peaks without Gore-Tex and moisture-wicking SmartWool are over says REI, which unveiled...
