The time is nigh to say goodbye once again to another glorious Pacific Northwest summer punctuated by beach-worthy days, fresh mountain hikes, and, of course, warm wafts of urine emanating from Cal Anderson Park. 

No proper Seattle summer exists without enjoying co-ed Quidditch, kids laughing through public water fountains, and a Capitol Hill Block Party concert while the scintillating smell of pee spills everywhere from the neighborhood’s favorite public urinal. 

So, before the sunshine fades and we begin to step back into our trusty rain jackets, soak up the remaining rays of golden sunshine and urea-infused steam while the gettin’s good. 

We wish you all a pleasant end of summer here at The Needling.

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