Weather Confirms Seattle Still Under Witch’s Curse

As a thick blanket of rain descends on the greater Seattle area for every foreseeable day in the local weather forecast, The Needling’s intrepid...

“Who’s Ready to Stop-and-Risk It All?” Asks Newest Bloomberg Ad

Following a series of widely mocked billboards, targeted ads and sponsored memes, the Mike Bloomberg 2020 campaign has pivoted to its newest initiative, this...

Local Tech Startup to Offer Beer In Lieu of Health Benefits

To stay competitive with tech giants like Google and Microsoft that offer free meals and massages, startups like local tech biz PhoneTap are offering...

Bernie Sanders Uses Captive Tacoma Audience to Unveil One-Man Performance of ‘Cats’

Bernie Sanders’ historic Tacoma Dome rally took a strange turn last night as he took the momentous opportunity to premiere a self-produced one-man production of long-running...

Seattle Selfie Museum Unveils Tasteful Dick Pic Gallery

Seattle’s newest vainglorious attraction, the Seattle Selfie Museum, announced today that it’s unsheathing its latest interactive exhibition this week just in time for Valentine’s Day: The...

Neighbor Stands Vigil at Unmarked Curbside Parking Space

In an unforgettable show of devotion to peripheral homeowner property, Ballard resident Tom Watkins has stood constant vigil at the unmarked curbside parking space...

Museum of History and Industry Welcomes First Ever Visitor

After seven years of operation at its pristine South Lake Union location, the Museum of History and Industry (MOHAI) finally made a little history...

Local Artist Actually an Octopus

Today Seattle artist Rudy Willingham –known widely for Insta-famous photography of paper pop-culture cut-outs against Pacific Northwest scenery, KEXP album-of-the-year-nominated music, clever social media...

8 Movies to Watch All the Way Through While Taking Light Rail This Winter

With Sound Transit’s Connect 2020 construction underway through March, it can only mean one thing for light rail commuters this winter: Cozying up with...

Metropolitan Market Introduces New ‘Prepared Friends To-Go’

Queen Anne, Seattle – The Seattle Grocery Store Wars are heating up again today as upscale retailer Metropolitan Market released “Prepared Friends To-Go,” a new service...