Confused Supporters Mistakenly Revive The Lusty Lady Following ‘Save Our Box Show’ Campaign
The grassroots Save the Showbox campaign was dealt a major blow today as it was discovered that paperwork had accidentally been misfiled in support of another Seattle landmark, the Lusty Lady.
The historic peep...
Report: Was That Macklemore?
Citywide Macklemore sightings have been on the rise this week, according to reports from local rap enthusiast, Jeff.
“I think I saw him at the Goodwill on
Dearborn. I swear to God he drove away...
Glass-Blowing Date Kind of Blowing
Recent Tinder matches Jacob Sucero and Connie DeLuca’s illusions that one introductory, Groupon-discounted glass-blowing class would double as proof of each other’s dedication to skilled oral fixations were shattered to pieces tonight as they...
Elton John Pelted With Bedazzled Carhartt Overalls as Tacoma Fans Cheer for Encore
Sir Elton John capped off his incredible two-night stint at
the Tacoma Dome with a unique flourish, as the raucous Tacoma crowd cheered for
an encore by throwing scores of bedazzled Carhartt overalls onto the stage.
"Boy,...
Op-Ed: They’re Building an Apartment Complex Inside Me
Guest post from Off Leash News
I don’t know why I didn’t see it coming. I saw it everywhere: A sign announces a new apartment complex, subsequent and sudden demolition and construction, and some brand...
Bumbershoot Instantly One-Ups Coachella, Books Creed Reunion to Headline 2020 Lineup
Today's news that Rage Against the Machine will reunite to headline the 2020 Coachella Music Festival was quickly overlooked by quick-acting talent buyers at AEG for Bumbershoot, who confirmed they’ve secured a reunion of...
State Fair’s Spinning Tim Eyman Office Chair Ride Steals the Show
Visitors of this year’s Washington State Fair in Puyallup all agree that the standout ride this year, The Stolen Spinning Tim Eyman Chairs, is soon to become an annual classic.
“Step right up, step...
Pacific Science Center’s ‘Amazon Rainforest’ Exhibit Lets Kids Explore Ecosystem With Blowtorch
In keeping with a long tradition of innovative educational programs, the Pacific Science Center today unveiled an interactive exhibit that invites curious children to explore the current state of the Amazon Rainforest with an...
Jeff Bezos Sorta Assumed Superman-Like Figure Would Have Stopped Him By Now
In a rare interview, Amazon CEO and Founder Jeff Bezos admitted that he had assumed a Superman-like figure would have halted his astonishingly transparent evil plans to subjugate the entire human race by now.
“Frankly,...
Northgate Mall Now as Empty as Its Shoppers Are on the Inside
Nostalgic
Northgate Mall shoppers have been dropping by in droves this week to confirm
with their own eyes that its core is now officially as big and empty as the gaping
void inside their own souls.
“Wow, sure...
