Museum of History and Industry Welcomes First Ever Visitor

After seven years of operation at its pristine South Lake Union location, the Museum of History and Industry (MOHAI) finally made a little history...

Local Artist Actually an Octopus

Today Seattle artist Rudy Willingham –known widely for Insta-famous photography of paper pop-culture cut-outs against Pacific Northwest scenery, KEXP album-of-the-year-nominated music, clever social media...

8 Movies to Watch All the Way Through While Taking Light Rail This Winter

With Sound Transit’s Connect 2020 construction underway through March, it can only mean one thing for light rail commuters this winter: Cozying up with...

Metropolitan Market Introduces New ‘Prepared Friends To-Go’

Queen Anne, Seattle – The Seattle Grocery Store Wars are heating up again today as upscale retailer Metropolitan Market released “Prepared Friends To-Go,” a new service...

Panicked Social Media Managers Furiously Crank Out Kwanzaa Tweet

A silent night turned into a cacophony of clattering keyboards as the nation’s social media managers roused from their beds last night to crank...

‘Holiday Family Runaway 5K’ Participants Turn to Bitter Cold to Escape Loving Family

In what has become an annual Seward Park tradition, a group of die-hard holiday fun runners have once again turned to the bitter winter cold to...

Stuck-Up Coworker Wearing Dress, Motherfucking Heels

Despite unwritten Pacific Northwest fashion laws against putting obvious effort into an outfit for any reason other than hiking, biking or barista-ing, local coworker...

Benaroya Hall Debuts Halloween ‘Sounds of Horror’ Series with Nickelbachmaninoff Symphony No. 2

Benaroya Hall's spooky foray into the macabre via its brand-new Halloween ‘Sounds of Horror’ series kicked off last night with the premier of Nickelbachmaninoff...

Ghost of Christmas Future On Floor Gently Rocking Self Back and Forth After Visiting Jeff Bezos

One of the Ghost of Christmas Future’s customary visits to a wealth-hoarding tycoon ended abruptly this morning after a brief glimpse into Jeff Bezos’...

Santa Going Green with Sound Transit, Promises Presents By July

Bowing to pressure from the Elf Liberation Front, Santa announced today that Christmas is going extra green this year in the Seattle area with...