Improv Team Relieved There’s New Variant to Blame for Low Show Attendance
Initially worried people simply didn’t want to watch a 25-minute, long-form improv set at 7 p.m. on a Tuesday, local improv team Lisa Frank’s...
Broadmoor Golf Club Warns Equal Property Tax Would Raise Membership Dues from $300,000 to Staggering $301,000
Upon hearing rumors of a proposal that would end publicly subsidized property taxes for private golf clubs, members of Seattle’s Broadmoor Golf Club panicked...
In Celebration of Pride Month, Amazon Acquires LGBTQI+ Community
Laying to rest all doubts of their authentic commitment to and celebration of Pride Month, corporate tech giant Amazon announced today it’s making its...
Uber Introduces ‘UberTrunk’ for Riders Desperate to Avoid Human Contact
Uber Black. Uber Pool. The ill-advised Uber Lap. The popular ride sharing service has tested the waters with numerous configurations, but the company has...
Lucky Break? This Podcaster’s Best Friend Mysteriously Disappeared
After struggling for years to make it in the crowded true-crime podcast genre, local podcaster Sarah Findlay finally caught a lucky break last week...
Bellevue Dad with COVID Ready to Spend Quality Time Infecting His Kids
Extolling the virtues of work/life balance in a heartfelt LinkedIn post today, Bellevue tech executive Bryan Anderson announced this week that he’s excited to...
Date Fails to Impress with Dave Matthews Encounter Story
Despite a carefully honed exposition designed to hold suspense until his tale’s climactic reveal, tonight Ravenna resident Jacob Bransen failed to impress Tinder date...
MOHAI Curator Wakes Up from Nightmare About Acquiring Gum Wall
After a tormented night of believing the Gum Wall would be the next Seattle landmark getting donated to MOHAI to make way for construction...
‘Seattle Weather Really Not That Bad,’ Says Man Who Moved Here 4 Weeks Ago
Contrary to previous speculation, Seattle weather is
surprisingly quite pleasant, reports newly minted Seattle meteorological expert
Scott Caprelli, who moved to town from LA exactly four...
Disappointing: Dale Chihuly Reveals Not a Single Thing in Glass Museum is a Bong
Glass-blowing enthusiasts and stoners alike are distraught today after an interview with world-famous glass artist Dale Chihuly revealed that not a single thing in...
