Ballard Parade Celebrating Norway Gives Out Free Lutefisk, Healthcare, College, Paid Parental Leave
Thousands of lucky Ballard Syttende Mai parade attendees today were tossed a variety of Norwegian delicacies including free lutefisk, healthcare, college, paid parental and sick leave.
“Oh, free lutefisk, cool, thanks—do you guys by chance...
Immersive New Escape Room Challenges Participants to Avoid Small Talk with Midwestern Coworkers
An immersive new escape room opening today in Seattle challenges introverted participants to complete a series of challenges designed around avoiding pleasant small talk with warmhearted, midwestern coworkers.
“Our past escape rooms had fantastical themes...
Line for Cinerama Chocolate Popcorn Already Stretching to Bellevue
Within 24 hours of SIFF announcing at the opening night of their annual film festival the happy news that they’d bought the Seattle Cinerama and would reopen it later this year, a line for...
Couple Thins Out Wedding Invite List by Sending #SeattleIsDying Stories to Least Favorite Relatives
Desperate to cut down on wedding costs, one genius local couple says nothing has spared them from unnecessary expenditures and drunken speeches about “woke” culture more than sending #SeattleIsDying stories to their least favorite...
Mount Rainier Officially Comes Out Ahead of Pride Weekend
The rumors are true: This year Mount Rainier has officially come out just in time for Seattle Pride Weekend.
“I don’t know how we missed this: For years we’ve noticed that Rainier’s seismic activity becomes...
Straight Ally at Seattle Pride Really Needs Everyone to Know They’re Straight
Today local straight LGBTQI+ ally Kayleigh Klayton announced at Seattle Pride today that she really needs everyone to know she has their backs no matter what and, just as a reminder, she’s actually very,...
Local Drag Queen Actually Not That Into Reading to Kids
After being hounded to attend countless Drag Story Hours from Seattle to Portland for too long, today local drag queen Moxie La Croix came out as someone who’s actually just not that into reading...
Lime Bike Holds Flash Sale After Fremont Solstice Parade Ride
After the weekend’s annual Fremont Solstice Parade reminded them of “how much Seattle loves bicycles,” today Lime Bikes announced a flash sale on their entire Seattle fleet of electronic velocipedes.
“This sale definitely has everything...
Seattle Man Gets ‘Death Before Umbrella’ Tattoo
One local man forever enshrined his hardcore Seattle pride in ink today after heading to a nearby tattoo shop and getting a “Death Before Umbrella” tattoo.
“You’ll see me in Lake View Cemetery before you...
Amazon Welcomes Employees Back to Office with New Bunk Desks
Amazon workers returning for their mandatory three days per week back into the office were met with a surprise today after discovering that the tech company had converted their working spaces into new bunk...
