Couple Thins Out Wedding Invite List by Sending #SeattleIsDying Stories to Least Favorite Relatives
Desperate to cut down on wedding costs, one genius local couple says nothing has spared them from unnecessary expenditures and drunken speeches about “woke” culture more than sending #SeattleIsDying stories to their least favorite...
Mount Rainier Officially Comes Out Ahead of Pride Weekend
The rumors are true: This year Mount Rainier has officially come out just in time for Seattle Pride Weekend.
“I don’t know how we missed this: For years we’ve noticed that Rainier’s seismic activity becomes...
Straight Ally at Seattle Pride Really Needs Everyone to Know They’re Straight
Today local straight LGBTQI+ ally Kayleigh Klayton announced at Seattle Pride today that she really needs everyone to know she has their backs no matter what and, just as a reminder, she’s actually very,...
Local Drag Queen Actually Not That Into Reading to Kids
After being hounded to attend countless Drag Story Hours from Seattle to Portland for too long, today local drag queen Moxie La Croix came out as someone who’s actually just not that into reading...
Lime Bike Holds Flash Sale After Fremont Solstice Parade Ride
After the weekend’s annual Fremont Solstice Parade reminded them of “how much Seattle loves bicycles,” today Lime Bikes announced a flash sale on their entire Seattle fleet of electronic velocipedes.
“This sale definitely has everything...
Seattle Man Gets ‘Death Before Umbrella’ Tattoo
One local man forever enshrined his hardcore Seattle pride in ink today after heading to a nearby tattoo shop and getting a “Death Before Umbrella” tattoo.
“You’ll see me in Lake View Cemetery before you...
Amazon Welcomes Employees Back to Office with New Bunk Desks
Amazon workers returning for their mandatory three days per week back into the office were met with a surprise today after discovering that the tech company had converted their working spaces into new bunk...
911 Called for Jazz Alley Musician Struggling to Get Out of Solo
What began as a routine night of music at Dimitriou’s Jazz Alley today escalated into a medical emergency when Sonny “Fatso” Jones, saxophonist of the Clayton Powell Trio, found himself trapped in an extended...
Seattle Aquarium Launches Pride Celebration with New Gay Otter Exhibit
Seattle Aquarium launched its Pride Month celebration a day early today on World Otter Day with the opening of its new furry gay otter exhibit.
“As the first major city with a gay otter display,...
Woman Reports Living in Renton Really Not That Bad
Friends of Renton resident Rachel Hensley are concerned tonight after she reported during happy hour that living in her current city really isn’t that bad.
“You guys look at me like I’m flying in...
