Late Pope Francis Commemorated With Pierce County’s Highest Honor: An Airbrushed State Fair Shirt
State officials today announced that the late Pope Francis would be honored with Pierce County's highest honor, an airbrushed Washington State Fair t-shirt.
"We're proud...
Seattleite Emerges from Winter Cocoon as Anti-Social Butterfly
One local Seattleite reportedly emerged from his weighted-blanket chrysalis today and spread his wings as an anti-social butterfly.
"After six long months of winter isolation,...
Microsoft Admits Its AI Is Just Clippy on Shrooms
After years of trying to convince people its various attempts at artificial intelligence software are on the cutting edge of innovation, today Microsoft admitted...
Pratt Fine Arts Center Asked to Cancel DIY Classes or Risk Losing Federal Funding
Today Seattle’s Pratt Fine Arts Center became the next educational institution threatened with federal funding cuts by the Trump administration after someone reported them...
Man Who Told Transplants in the 90s That Seattleites Don’t Use Umbrellas Never Meant for Things to Get This Far
Today born-and-bred Seattle native Hank Sanderson confessed that when he told transplants back in the nineties that real Seattleites don’t use umbrellas, he never...
Couple Who Joined Rock Climbing Gym Wondering If They Can Just Do the Swinging and Orgies Part
Today one local couple who excitedly signed up for Vertical World said they were wondering if they could just do the swinging and orgies...
New AmazonSmile Charity Lets You Help Burn Down Independent Bookstores
AmazonSmile announced today that customers can now donate a fraction of their purchases to a new charity specializing in setting fire to independent bookstores.“The...
‘Are You Celebrating This Weekend?’ How to Tell If Your Coworker Means Easter or 4/20
Oh no: Your coworker is asking if you’re celebrating this weekend, but you have no idea if they’re talking about getting high for 4/20...
Man Walking Two Perky Pups Reminds Woman His Eyes Are Up Here
A man walking around Green Lake was aghast today when he had to remind a nearby woman that his “eyes are up here,” not...
UW Frat Star Refuses to Get REAL ID, Says Fake ID Works Just Fine
After repeated reminders that acquiring a REAL ID is mandatory federal requirement, 20-year-old University of Washington frat star Brad Ericks assured his friends and...
