Fury took over the city of Seattle this week after its “White Female Mamdani” mayor, Katie Wilson, was caught blowing precious taxpayer dollars on a giant, 60-foot-long personal limousine with its own dedicated lanes of traffic.
“As if it’s not enough that she’s riding high in her personal electric limo for herself and her Transit Riders Union posse, she’s also demanding it have its own dedicated lane of traffic painted red with the blood of her sworn enemies,” said one source who wanted to stay anonymous due to fear of retribution. “That socialist psycho even has her staff literally roll out a red carpet to it before she boards and heads back to her home on The Hill so she can keep looking down on the rest of us poor car drivers.”
Asked if she planned on ever keeping her high public office from going to her head and exploiting taxpayer dollars for such personal luxuries, Mayor Wilson said she would be doing nothing of the sort.
“I’m tired of everybody hating and acting like they don’t want to live the way that I live,” Mayor Wilson said cooly as she adjusted a pair of Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. “Don’t be ridiculous—everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us.”
At press time, King County Executive Girmay Zahilay had also reportedly been caught using taxpayer dollars on personal dance party limos installed with stripper poles.
