Pigeon Finally Avenges Father After Dropping Baseball on Randy Johnson
Following an infamous 2001 incident in which former Mariner pitcher Randy Johnson exploded a pigeon with a fastball during a Spring Training game, the...
Bark at the Park Night Game Postponed After 9,000 Dogs Run on Field to Chase Baseball
Chaos erupted at T-Mobile Park tonight, postponing the Mariners’ sold-out ‘Bark at the Park’ game, after a flurry of furry four-legged friends rushed the...
Lou Piniella Throws Out Ceremonial First Base at All-Star Game
In a touching and nostalgic opening to tonight’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game at Seattle’s T-Mobile Park, none other than legendary former Mariners Manager...
Space Needle Responds to Kraken Loss with Impulsive Dye Job
In an effort to prove to the city that it’s absolutely “fine” and excited to turn a new leaf after the Kraken’s close Game...
Moose Only Mariner Invited to All-Star Game
Today Seattle baseball fans say they’re doing their best to once again overcome a familiar sense of disappointment after learning that the only Mariner...
Kraken Bandwagon Stuck in Queen Anne Traffic
As thousands of fans clamored into Climate Pledge Arena and nearby bars to cheer on the Kraken's exciting playoff run tonight, a full Kraken...
Walla Walla Back in Commission After Washington Ferries Recruit UW Crew Team
Worries that the Walla Walla might stay out of commission after a complete mechanical failure caused it to run aground on Bainbridge Island with...
Mariners’ Cal Raleigh Launches Line of ‘Lil’ Dumper’ Baby Diapers
Following the success of his sensational breakout season with the Mariners last year, today Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh announced that this season he’s capitalizing...
Determined to Seal Deal on First Stanley Cup Victory, Kraken Sign New Goalie Tonya Harding
Building off the momentum of securing their first visit to the Stanley Cup playoffs last week, today the Seattle Kraken confirmed its late-season signing...
Chiefs’ Racist Fan Traditions Successfully Offset by NFL Renaming Super Bowl Stadium ‘Indigenous Pledge Arena’
After years of the Chiefs franchise culturally appropriating Native American/Indigenous traditions without their permission, today the NFL said it was glad to announce the...
