Elon Musk Proposes Giant Bezos Balls Washing Machine
With bloodshot eyes and a handle of whiskey in hand, Elon Musk announced at a morning press conference that he has found another potentially...
Seattle Rent Refugees Survive Perilous Exile to Shoreline
Surrendering to the rising tide of high rents, one Green Lake couple has made a last-resort decision to pack up their paddle boards and...
Man on Bus Talks
Passengers on King County Metro Route 67 were visibly unsettled this afternoon when Ravenna resident Denton Huntley took a seat and immediately began talking...
King County Metro Transit Announces New “C-Line Dion”
Seattle public transit commuters will soon have their hearts go on and on a “uniquely branded pop-culture transportation experience” according to a Thursday morning...
Prowlers Leave Man’s Car Cleaner Than Before
Dale Wexler of Seattle's Arbor Heights awoke early Saturday to find thieves had rifled through his unlocked car in the night, leaving his 1998...
Oh No She Didn’t! Mayor Durkan Hosts Surprise Roast of City Council
Striding into council chambers flocked by a security detail and two aides, Mayor Jenny Durkan stepped to the front of the room during Tuesday’s...
West Seattle Blog Banned from White House
Following a terse encounter with President Donald Trump at a press conference, the West Seattle Blog has been banned from the White House Press...
Amazon Issues Nationwide Recall of Bez-Os Cereal
Seattle — Amazon.com (AMZ) is issuing a nationwide recall of its house-brand cereal, Bez-Os, after dozens were reportedly sickened, leaving them bald, rippling with...
Tower erected above Amazon Spheres set to ejaculate Prime Air drones
The anticipated expansion of Amazon’s empire came to a head this morning when the company announced the tower erected above its Spheres is now...
Report: Officials eyeing Lenin statue’s ties to Russia
Leaving no stone unturned in their investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election, Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his associates have repeatedly interviewed...
