Oh No She Didn’t! Mayor Durkan Hosts Surprise Roast of City Council
Striding into council chambers flocked by a security detail and two aides, Mayor Jenny Durkan stepped to the front of the room during Tuesday’s...
West Seattle Blog Banned from White House
Following a terse encounter with President Donald Trump at a press conference, the West Seattle Blog has been banned from the White House Press...
Amazon Issues Nationwide Recall of Bez-Os Cereal
Seattle — Amazon.com (AMZ) is issuing a nationwide recall of its house-brand cereal, Bez-Os, after dozens were reportedly sickened, leaving them bald, rippling with...
Tower erected above Amazon Spheres set to ejaculate Prime Air drones
The anticipated expansion of Amazon’s empire came to a head this morning when the company announced the tower erected above its Spheres is now...
Report: Officials eyeing Lenin statue’s ties to Russia
Leaving no stone unturned in their investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election, Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his associates have repeatedly interviewed...
Fremont Troll priced out of Fremont, moves to Tukwila
Sightseers under the Aurora Bridge were met with disappointment today after learning that the Fremont Troll has moved from Seattle to Tukwila.
“Frankly, this has...
Area witches decry city ban on backyard candy cottages
A group of hook-toothed crones hurled hexes and boiled goat entrails in a cauldron outside Seattle City Council chambers on Tuesday to protest proposed...
