Following swiftly on the heels of one of the sunniest Januarys on record, the next week promises temperatures sure to chill your soul and rain so miserable you’ll wonder if you’ll ever have the strength to emerge from your humble hovel again.

It is not so different than life. We flower in our youth only to slowly fade and grow dimmer with time.

This next week you can look forward to wet socks and dark office views, not too unlike your grandmother’s daily routine of bed pans and zero visitors.

Make sure you’ve got enough oatmeal out there, alright? Have a nice week.

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