Parents Mortified as Kids Turn Elf on the Shelf Into Snitch in the Ditch
A pair of Seattle parents awoke to an alarming scene today when they discovered the festive Elf on the Shelf perched on their fireplace...
How We Brought Civility Back to City Hall by Breaking Tammy Morales’ Spirit Every Chance We Possibly Could
Guest Column by Seattle City Council President Sara Nelson
Today was a big win for bringing civility back to Seattle City Hall after we learned...
SPD Sweeps Homeless Encampment
Seattle police reclaimed another green space tonight, sweeping an encampment that had sprouted up on the lawn of Capitol Hill’s Central Lutheran Church.
“We had...
Mayor Harrell Proposes Surveillance Technology to Better Monitor Nudist Beach
Immediately after the Seattle City Council approved an expansion of a surveillance camera system for the Seattle Police Department, Mayor Bruce Harrell announced he’s...
Danny Westneat Praises 100% Reduction of Homelessness In His Immediate Line of Sight
This week Seattle Times columnist Danny Westneat lauded the city for achieving a 100% reduction of homelessness within Westneat’s own immediate line of sight.
“From...
Sound Transit Studies Proposal to Create Task Force for Development of Framework for Reducing Bureaucratic Overhead
The Sound Transit Board announced today a new effort to reduce their red tape budget by strongly considering a new whitepaper on the benefits...
Archaeological Dig Reveals Roadwork on 520 Underway Since Early Seventeenth Century
Today a local archeological dig revealed that roadwork on 520 dates back to at least the early 17th century.
“Excavation of the upper layers turned...
The Needling Buys KOMO
This morning The Needling acquired local conservative TV news station KOMO to officially become Seattle’s leader in both real fake news and fake real...
City Council Approves Impenetrable Dome Over Downtown for New ‘NOPE Zone’
Following the approval of SODA (Stay Out of Drug Area) and SOAP (Stay Out of Area Prostitution) zones, this week the Seattle City Council...
Gov. Inslee to Seize Absolute Power with Covid Protocols Any Day Now
With less than three months until the end of his third and final term as governor, sources confirm Jay Inslee is finally expected to...
