Midnight Light Rail Test Last Time It Will Ever Run That Late
After making its first picturesque and historic voyage across Lake Washington in a midnight light rail test last week, today Sound Transit confirmed that...
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot
As progressive underdog Katie Wilson’s primary election lead against incumbent Bruce Harrell soared past eight points with more than 50% of the vote Friday,...
Missing Link Found Alive and Shivering in Seattle City Councilmember’s Basement
The 1.4-mile gap of the Burke-Gilman Trail missing for over 30 years was freed from the damp, padlocked basement of Seattle City Councilmember Dan...
Last Public Bathroom Dies in Captivity
Seattle’s last public bathroom, “Brownie”, died last night in her Downtown home, marking 57 years since she was separated from her wild, unlocked pod...
Panic Sparked by Seattle Times Headline Quelled by Fast-Acting Paywall
A local newsreader’s potential panic attack over the implication of a Seattle Times headline was swiftly averted today by a fast-acting paywall.
“I felt myself...
Bellingham Expels Citizen with Normal Name
Raucous applause broke out at tonight’s Bellingham City Council special session following a 7-1 vote formally exiling former Bellingham resident Kyle Johnson.
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Manager Whetlande Cormlin-Smatt...
Guy Living Under I-5 Doesn’t See the Big Deal, Always Has Hot Rat Summers
Today a man who lives under Interstate 5 confessed he didn’t understand all the sudden buzz about hot rat summers he’s been having for...
Cool! New Half Mile of Bike Lane Funnels Cyclists Straight into Portal to Hell
The City of Seattle cemented its longtime reputation as a bike-friendly utopia this week with the addition of a half-mile of dedicated bike lane...
Seattleites Reiterate That Chris Pratt from Lake Stevens
In the wake of a viral interview quoting him as loving RFK Jr., Seattle residents once again gathered at an official press conference this...
Microsoft Implements Return to Work Somewhere Else Policy
Today Microsoft confirmed rumors that its Redmond headquarters is implementing a five days a week return to work somewhere else policy for all employees....
