Seattle City Council Promises Federal Government Won’t Abuse Surveillance Camera Expansion, Only Local One
As the Seattle City Council approved a giant expansion of surveillance cameras across the city Tuesday, every local civil rights group and citizen who...
Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
In a moving and unprecedented show of deference, today Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell announced he’s ensuring every police officer recites a land acknowledgment before...
Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday
Just in time for Leif Erikson Day, new archaeological evidence has been discovered to suggest that, in addition to being the first European to...
ICE Arrests Firefighters Caught Attempting to Murder Wildfire
The largest wildfire burning in the state of Washington is still alive today thanks to brave federal U.S. Border Patrol and ICE agents who...
Mayor Harrell Hands Reporter Bribe in Bag of Tim’s So Everyone Stops Calling Him the ‘Cuomo of Seattle’
Today Mayor Bruce Harrell attempted to bribe a Seattle Times reporter with a bag of Tim’s potato chips so local media would finally stop...
Feminist Ally Tips Stripper With Democracy Vouchers
In a show of incredible sex worker solidarity, tonight one selfless feminist ally tipped a stripper with all four of his $25 Seattle democracy...
Adam Smith Assures Voters He Remains Best Choice to Represent AIPAC and Boeing in Congress
Speaking at a town hall event today on the Eastside, U.S. Rep. Adam Smith (D) offered a strong rebuke towards his critics by reminding...
Stuart Sloan Installs Periscope to Peep Over Court-ordered Denny Blaine Nudity Wall
Moments after the City of Seattle installed a fence with plastic sheets in response to a court order designed to protect millionaires from seeing...
Trump Takes Over SPD, No One Notices
Although President Donald Trump made good today on his threat to take over the Seattle Police Department, the city did not immediately appear to...
Light Rail to Eastside Delayed Again as I-90 Bridge Troll Asks Particularly Challenging Riddle
Today Sound Transit announced yet another delay in connecting Seattle’s light rail to the Eastside after the I-90 Bridge Troll asked a particularly challenging...
