Seattle Tech Giants Partner to Offer NFT Homes to Unhoused Community
In an unprecedented philanthropic partnership, Seattle leaders of tech giants Amazon, Microsoft, Meta and Google announced today they’ll be working together to offer NFT...
Spokane Sheriff Blames ‘Kabal of Webster’s Dickshunary’ for Misspelling ‘Washington’ in Times Square Ad
Today the Spokane County Sheriff’s Office blamed the misspelling of their home state as “Washinton” in its giant Times Square police recruitment ads on...
Remember to Set Your Clocks Back to November 7, 2019 This Sunday!
Just in case you forgot: Instead of sticking with the norm of “falling back” just an hour this Sunday when Daylight Savings Time ends,...
Devil Says It May Take Several Days to Count All Souls Democrats Sold Him to Elect Ann Davison
Overwhelmed by the sheer number of Seattle Democrats who sold their souls to him over the last two weeks to elect the city’s first...
Man Unable to Vote After Being Buried in Avalanche of Campaign Mailers
A local man’s chances of reaching the ballot box were smothered today after an avalanche of election campaign mailers buried him alive after opening...
Man Shopping at U Village Amazon Books Just Wanted to Send an Extra Fuck You to Indie Bookstores
Unsure whether purchasing books quickly and conveniently online from Amazon had made it clear enough that he thinks local independent bookstores can go fuck...
Man Dressed as Catalytic Converter Abducted While Walking to Halloween Party
A Ballard man became the latest victim of rising car part thefts across the nation tonight when he was abducted while walking to a...
Heartwarming: These Unvaccinated First Responders Weren’t Allowed to Spread COVID at Work So They Did It For Free
A heartwarming display of unsanitary civic showmanship was on display in Pioneer Square yesterday after former members of the Seattle Police and Fire Departments,...
Harrell Announces He’s Officially Received Enough Donations from Bellevue to Run for Mayor There Instead
After months of campaigning to be the next mayor of Seattle, Bruce Harrell announced today that he’s now officially received so many campaign contributions...
Missing White Woman at Target This Whole Time
After a strenuous, weeklong search that required all of local law enforcement’s resources plus volunteer teams, the Seattle Police Department says missing white woman...
