Disgraced Police Officer Just Asked to Grow Weird Little Mustache Before Being Rehired
After an officer-involved shooting incident last night led to rare disciplinary action, this morning one disgraced Seattle police officer was just asked to just...
‘Sooo … I Did a Thing … ,’ Says Landlord Raising Rent 10%
In a surprise announcement on social media this week, local landlord Stan Finck proudly and bashfully revealed that he has a rent increase coming...
City’s Sick Toddlers Announce Plans to Sneeze in Your Face
In a seemingly inevitable move the city feared was coming all week, today Seattle’s sick toddlers formally announced plans to sneeze in your face...
First-ever Mariner Moose Streaking Recorded at Mount Rainier National Park
For the first time in recorded history, today wildlife experts confirmed the first-ever sighting of a Mariner Moose streaking buck-naked at Mount Rainier National...
Seattle Approves New Ranked-Choice Christmas Gift List Legislation
By a narrow margin, today Seattle became the first city in the country to approve ranked-choice Christmas gift list legislation.
“You used to have to...
SPOG Head Slams City Leadership for Re-Un-Defunding the Police
In what he’s calling yet another unprovoked and unreasonable $15 million attack on local public safety, Seattle Police Officers Guild President Mike Solan said...
Local Tech CEO Promises Equal Pay, Equal Harassment
Today the CEO of local tech startup Bootstrappr announced they would be the first in the industry to ensure every single one of their...
Report: 87% of Boomer Scary Stories Start ‘Once Upon a 3rd and Pine’
As the countdown to Halloween continues, a new report revealed that 87% of Boomer scary stories reliably start with ‘Once Upon a Third and...
Local Small Business Game Hunter Displays Latest Trophy in Denny Triangle
Local small business game hunter Jeff Bezos announced this week he’ll be displaying his latest trophy, the pink elephant, on his Denny Triangle Amazon...
Experts Find Smoking Filtered Cigarettes Reduces Risk of Breathing Seattle’s Air
A new public health study out today found that smoking filtered cigarettes significantly reduces the risks of directly inhaling air in Seattle.
“In addition to...
