Pod of Orcas Ignored as Ferry Passengers Marvel at Rare Cargo Ship Entering Port of Seattle
Lucky ferry passengers, who were almost too distracted by a pod of orcas breaching in Elliott Bay to notice, caught a rare glimpse today...
Seattle City Council Begins Ethics Code Meeting with Brand Acknowledgment
Before introducing a bill to dismantle its financial conflict of interest ethics code, the Seattle City Council began its meeting today with a brand...
WSDOT Investigated for Alleged Ties to MS Paint
The Trump administration confirmed today that it is investigating everyone on the WSDOT social media and comms team for their alleged ties to MS...
Report: Seattle Still Absolute Hellhole
Several urban experts walking around the Emerald City today issued a report verifying that every part of Seattle is in fact still obviously an...
Bezos’ Balls Reported Missing After Amazon Backs Down on Listing Tariff Charges
Bezos' Balls reportedly went missing in Seattle today according to a poster being circulated online just a few hours after Amazon backed down on...
Waterfront Homeowners Demand City Drain Lake Washington to Prevent Nudity at Denny Blaine Beach
A group of waterfront homeowners announced this week that they will be suing the City of Seattle after it refused to prevent legal nudity...
Car-Free Pike Place Market Just Not Same without Threat of Being Run Over
Pedestrians strolling Pike Place Market Wednesday—the first day of it being temporarily closed to public car traffic through the summer—say shopping and hanging out...
Dow Assures Everyone Local Dow Still Doing Pretty Great After Appointing Self Sound Transit CEO
As the nation’s stock market chaos continues after President Trump’s new tariffs, today recently resigned King County Executive Dow Constantine assured everyone that the...
Why a Man Who Threatened City Staff Investigating Wage Theft at His Men’s Only Club Is the Labor Hero Seattle Needs
MLK Labor is proud to give our sole endorsement for Seattle mayor to Bruce Harrell who—as a man who once threatened to defund a...
Federal Way Renames Itself Freeway Exit
After years of even its own residents being willing to get rid of their city’s admittedly lackluster name, today Federal Way announced it would...
