Mayor Harrell Still Not Sure Why City Wants Social Housing Funds He Can’t Steal from and Give to Cops
The day after Seattle voters approved a social housing funding proposition that Mayor Bruce Harrell loudly opposed, Harrell said he was still baffled by...
Amazon Concerned Prop 1A Tax Will Take Away Money It’s Saving for Donation to Third Trump Inauguration
With just a little time left for Seattle residents to vote on which social housing proposition they prefer by Tuesday, Feb. 11, Amazon reiterated...
ICE Agent Says No One Will Talk to Him Here Because of the Seattle Freeze
After weeks of trying to strike up friendly conversations with people about their neighbors, lonely and distraught local ICE Agent Martin Briggs says no...
Seattle Dusts Off Nazi Puncher Signal
Eight years after one brave Seattle hero reminded the world it’s still very much possible to punch Nazis out cold with your own bare...
SPD Announces It’s On Track to Meet 2025 Staffing Goals After All Thanks to New Pool of 1,500 Candidates
After struggling to hire enough officers even with recently increased salaries and bonuses, today the Seattle Police Department announced it’s unexpectedly on track to...
Thanks, I Guess? Inslee’s Last Act as Governor Just Changing State Flag to George Washington’s Feet
Outgoing Washington State Governor Jay Inslee announced today that his last gubernatorial act would be changing the state flag's design from George Washington's face...
Pacific Northwest Sends Firefighters to California to Help As Many As Possible Not Move Up Here
This week fire departments across the Pacific Northwest—including Seattle’s—sent hundreds of firefighters to California to help as many Los Angeles residents as possible not...
Ha! Local Man Spray Paints Penis On—Oh Shit, That’s a Different EV Brand
Fed up with the excuses people are making for still driving Teslas despite all the shame Elon Musk has brought upon the electric vehicle...
Mayor Harrell Orders Sweeps of Enchantments Campsites
Doubling down on what got him elected in the first place, today Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell hit his re-election campaign trail with a new...
Green Lake Snowman Absolutely Riddled With Goose Poop
A fanciful frolic through the snow turned messy today after a Green Lake snowman was found to be absolutely riddled with goose poop.
"Oh God,...
