Canada Makes Washington 11th Province
In response to multiple threats by the United States to turn Canada into the 51st state, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney surprised Canadians and...
Parks Dept. Says Cybertruck Fires Must Be Put Out By 10 p.m.
After a few late-night gatherings got rowdy recently, today Seattle Parks instituted a new rule that everyone must put out their Cybertruck fires by...
Local WhatsApp Group Alerts You Whenever Everybody in City Saw the Orcas Except You
Word is spreading that there is a nifty, new WhatsApp Group that sends detailed notifications whenever everybody else in Seattle saw the orcas swim...
New DSA Member Wondering When Downtown Seattle Association Started Hating Capitalism So Much
After attending his first meeting today, new DSA member Troy Haskell said he couldn’t help but wonder when the Downtown Seattle Association started hating...
Mayor Harrell Introduces ‘Cop Vouchers’ So You Can Donate Directly to Your Favorite Police Officer’s Legal Fund
As Democracy Vouchers arrive in Seattle mailboxes this week, today Mayor Bruce Harrell announced his own new “Cop Voucher” program that you can use...
Mayor Harrell Still Not Sure Why City Wants Social Housing Funds He Can’t Steal from and Give to Cops
The day after Seattle voters approved a social housing funding proposition that Mayor Bruce Harrell loudly opposed, Harrell said he was still baffled by...
Amazon Concerned Prop 1A Tax Will Take Away Money It’s Saving for Donation to Third Trump Inauguration
With just a little time left for Seattle residents to vote on which social housing proposition they prefer by Tuesday, Feb. 11, Amazon reiterated...
ICE Agent Says No One Will Talk to Him Here Because of the Seattle Freeze
After weeks of trying to strike up friendly conversations with people about their neighbors, lonely and distraught local ICE Agent Martin Briggs says no...
Seattle Dusts Off Nazi Puncher Signal
Eight years after one brave Seattle hero reminded the world it’s still very much possible to punch Nazis out cold with your own bare...
SPD Announces It’s On Track to Meet 2025 Staffing Goals After All Thanks to New Pool of 1,500 Candidates
After struggling to hire enough officers even with recently increased salaries and bonuses, today the Seattle Police Department announced it’s unexpectedly on track to...
