Local Deer Gonna Treat Self to Fanciful Little Frolic on Dimly Lit Road
In a heartwarming act of self-care, one local deer decided it was going to de-stress today by treating itself to a jaunty little stroll...
Amtrak Ad Reminds People That When Their Trains Crash, They’re Already on the Ground
Hoping they hadn’t missed the train on taking advantage of Boeing’s recent safety failures and subsequent loss of consumer trust in commercial air travel,...
City Council Grants Tourists Stuck Driving Through Pike Place Landmark Status
In a final blow to thousands of advocates for turning Pike Place Market into a car-free zone, today the Seattle City Council granted Historic...
New Supercharged Light Rail Escalators Launch Passengers Straight From Northgate to Angle Lake
Ahead of the new northside stations opening this summer, today Sound Transit announced that it has upgraded its escalators with a supercharger that will...
Boeing Execs Sneak Into Museum of Flight to See What A Safe 737 Looked Like
Under pressure to improve Boeing’s safety reputation, today Boeing executives quietly visited the Museum of Flight to see the only remaining Boeing 737 that...
White Man in Uwajimaya Saves Day With Kewpie Mayo Recommendation
Today a helpless woman who looked like she had no idea what she was doing in the exotic aisles of Uwajimaya, Seattle’s best Asian...
‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring
As locals basked in sunshine utterly surrounded by greenery, flowers, sparkling waters, and unbeatable snow-capped mountain views almost too beautiful together to be true,...
Couple Discovers Completely New Way To Get Lost at Discovery Park
Achieving what was once thought impossible after years of countless walks there together, today one local pioneering couple discovered yet another way to get...
Tourist Trying Not to Look Like Tourist on Tourist Trip
Sources report that after planning a weekend getaway to Seattle from Sunnyvale, California, tourist Jane Simmons’ main objective on her trip this weekend is...
SoDo Costco Adds Second Gas Station Across Parking Lot for Members Who Empty Tanks Circling for a Parking Spot
Today the SoDo Costco officially opened a second gas station on the other end of its parking lot to help out customers who keep...
