Boeing Execs Sneak Into Museum of Flight to See What A Safe 737 Looked Like
Under pressure to improve Boeing’s safety reputation, today Boeing executives quietly visited the Museum of Flight to see the only remaining Boeing 737 that...
White Man in Uwajimaya Saves Day With Kewpie Mayo Recommendation
Today a helpless woman who looked like she had no idea what she was doing in the exotic aisles of Uwajimaya, Seattle’s best Asian...
‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring
As locals basked in sunshine utterly surrounded by greenery, flowers, sparkling waters, and unbeatable snow-capped mountain views almost too beautiful together to be true,...
Couple Discovers Completely New Way To Get Lost at Discovery Park
Achieving what was once thought impossible after years of countless walks there together, today one local pioneering couple discovered yet another way to get...
Tourist Trying Not to Look Like Tourist on Tourist Trip
Sources report that after planning a weekend getaway to Seattle from Sunnyvale, California, tourist Jane Simmons’ main objective on her trip this weekend is...
SoDo Costco Adds Second Gas Station Across Parking Lot for Members Who Empty Tanks Circling for a Parking Spot
Today the SoDo Costco officially opened a second gas station on the other end of its parking lot to help out customers who keep...
Eldest Daughter Expecting Full Mother’s Day Brunch for National Siblings Day Disappointed Again
Eldest daughters nationwide awoke today expecting to smell the sweet scent of fresh cinnamon rolls and scrambled eggs of a full Mother’s Day Brunch...
City Planner Regrets Layout of New Ridgefield Strip Mall
Excitement for Washington state’s first In-N-Out location near Vancouver was deflated today after the Ridgefield City Planner realized the unfortunately suggestive layout of the...
Orcas Launch Human Watching Tours
After scoping out several hot spots to take orca pods near Seattle shores recently, today marine biologists and several Seattle residents confirmed orcas have...
Uber Eats Opts to Pay Drivers with Half Your Meal
After a month of charging customers an extra $5 per order to cover the cost of Seattle’s new mandatory minimum wage for delivery drivers,...
