Twin Peaks Fan Pretends to Not Be Disappointed with Actual Double R Diner
Twin Peaks devotee Craig Peterson heroically mustered enough strength Wednesday to conceal the cavernous expectation gap between the show’s Double R Diner and the...
Cranky Mom On Vacation Actually Did Have Sand In Vagina
Doctors have successfully removed a record two pounds of glistening white sand from a Seattle woman after she returned from her family vacation to...
Minnesota Dad Unconvinced That Seattle Isn’t on the Coast
Despite pleadings from a son who has lived in Seattle for more than a decade, Minnesota father of five Tim Edwards remains resolute in...
Seattle Coffee Shops Thrust Back at Starbucks Porn Ban
A collective of independent coffee shops in Seattle are firing back at Starbucks’ plan to ban pornography from their in-store wifi, offering customers the...
Seattle Man Uses Fridge Light To Treat Seasonal Affective Disorder
In a desperate bid to treat his Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) without actually leaving the house, Beacon Hill resident Seth Jones has begun treating...
Californian Denounces Perfectly Fine Mexican Restaurant
California native Rhea Larkin made waves today as she took to social media to denounce a perfectly fine Mexican restaurant in Ballard.
“These have to...
Tacoma Traffic Jam Still Coolest Thing To Do In Tacoma
Dozens of drivers put their vehicles in park during Saturday's completely stalled traffic on I-5 to celebrate what is still widely hailed as the...
Is Your Bod Ready For Chowder Season?
It’s that time again, Seattle! The Pacific Northwest’s favorite winter warmer is on tap around the city, with local microchowderies pumping out piping hot...
