Small Plate Restaurant Goes MicroPlate
Fremont’s award-winning Ampersand & Also revised its small plate menu this week to become the first restaurant offering the latest fine-dining trend for the truly gastronomically inclined: MicroPlates.
The new $250 42-course meal menu features...
Duff McKagan’s ‘Sea-Tac Voiceovers’ Voted Best Recordings Since ‘Appetite for Destruction’
In a recent vote ranking the best recordings by former Guns N’ Roses bassist and Seattle resident Duff McKagan, the Seattle Harmonious Institution of Telecommunications (SHIT, formerly KOMO) has determined Appetite for Destruction as...
Pillage & Rape: Ballard’s New Viking-themed Hotspot Is a Scream
There’s a reason theme-bar lovers are flocking to Seattle’s number one haunt for wannabe Vikings, and that is Pillage & Rape’s painstaking attention to historically accurate detail.
“We wanted rustic wooden walls of skinned animals,...
Woman’s Love Triangle Between Boyfriend and Geoduck Turns Tragic
One woman’s love triangle between her boyfriend and a geoduck she met on a Port Townsend beach last summer came to a tragic end at the couple’s kitchen table in Edmonds this evening.
Tiffany...
Man Smoking Outside Cafe Warns Against Eating Meat
Puffing Winston Lights as he leaned back in the chair of a Capitol Hill cafe’s outdoor patio, local yoga instructor Mark Roeman educated his brother-in-law today on the multitude of benefits a meat-free lifestyle...
Tech Company Can’t Have Any More Cocoa Puffs Until It Finishes All the Raisin Bran
Heads butted today in South Lake Union as local tech company staff was informed that it has to eat all of its Raisin Bran before it can order any more Cocoa Puffs for their...
Twin Peaks Fan Pretends to Not Be Disappointed with Actual Double R Diner
Twin Peaks devotee Craig Peterson heroically mustered enough strength Wednesday to conceal the cavernous expectation gap between the show’s Double R Diner and the reality of the fictional restaurant’s North Bend setting at Twede’s...
Cranky Mom On Vacation Actually Did Have Sand In Vagina
Doctors have successfully removed a record two pounds of glistening white sand from a Seattle woman after she returned from her family vacation to Mexico.
For two weeks, Seattle mother Celine Jefferson’s attempts to tell...
Minnesota Dad Unconvinced That Seattle Isn’t on the Coast
Despite pleadings from a son who has lived in Seattle for more than a decade, Minnesota father of five Tim Edwards remains resolute in his findings that the city of Seattle lies on the...
Seattle Coffee Shops Thrust Back at Starbucks Porn Ban
A collective of independent coffee shops in Seattle are firing back at Starbucks’ plan to ban pornography from their in-store wifi, offering customers the kind of double-dicking, elbow-deep, all-anal action that leaves absolutely nothing...
