Tech Worker Rejoices in 2 for $16 Avocado Sale
An unlikely surprise awaited Amazon employee Hayden Markwell when he walked into South Lake Union’s Whole Foods Market this afternoon.
“Oh shit: Guess who's bringing in the green now?” said Markwell as he rolled...
Cute: This DoorDash User Thinks Food Delivery Guy Actually Got His Tip
In a display of utter cuteness today, Greenwood resident Matt Prescott adorably paid a gracious in-app tip intended for his DoorDash delivery guy, actually trusting the Silicon Valley-founded company running the app wouldn’t fully...
Area Cafe Really Pushing It With New Wood Milk
In a bold move, Madison Park’s Cafe Ohm has thrown its hat into the fierce dairy substitute menu game with its newest alternative, wood milk.
“We were looking for something our Chaturangas could really Dandasana...
Seattle Has 50 Names for Salmon: Here Are 38 of Them
1. Copper River
2. King
3. Coho
4. Chinook
5. The Ol’ Silverskinned Boat Boarder
6. Shiny Lips
7. Milt Machine
8. Chum Salmon
9. Mookie Blaylock
10. He Who Shall Not Be Microwaved
11. Puff Daddy Featuring The Lox
12. Pinkish Salmon
13. I want...
Waiter Resists Strangling Gluten-free, Dairy-free Pescetarian
Coworkers of Tilikum Place Cafe waiter Stephen Marlow celebrated a late dinner-rush win tonight when he managed to resist strangling yet another diner who eats a gluten-free, dairy-free pescetarian diet.
“I don’t know how he...
Brewers Association Admits Sour Beer Trend Just April Fool’s Prank That Got Out-of-Hand
In a late Friday press conference, executive director of the Independent Brewers Association admitted that the increasingly popular sour beer category was supposed to be nothing more than an April Fool’s joke, so everyone...
Mountaineers: 5 Ways to Not Burn Down a Whole Motherfucking Forest This Year
1. Don’t light campfires during a burn ban or in areas that restricts them — unless your #PNWonderland Insta posts would be incomplete without one. Just make sure to pick up an Instagram Campfire...
UW’s New Wallingford Study Abroad Program Receiving Record Applicants
Starting this summer, Wallingford, Seattle — known for its pricey single-family homes and Oprah’s favorite fried chicken establishment — will be part of UW’s study abroad catalogue for the first time.
Aside from world...
Alaska Airlines Logo Only Person Smiling at Sea-Tac
After a thorough search at Sea-Tac International Airport this afternoon, federal aviation officials are confirming that the only face with a genuine smile on it was the one painted on the back of an...
Every Belltown Restaurant Now a Tom Douglas Restaurant
With his acquisition of the Subway at Third and Lenora, Tom Douglas has now expanded his restaurant empire to include every restaurant in Belltown.
“Subway presented by Tom Douglas will maintain that signature Subway smell...
