Seattle Pizza Week Extended to Seattle Pizza Year for Dave

Citywide purveyors of Seattle Pizza Week’s $2 slice extravaganza have confirmed that last week’s annual event has officially been extended into Pizza Year for...

Everett Bikini Barista Stand Revealed As Stealth Starbucks

A full decade after the Capitol Hill 15th Avenue Coffee & Tea Raid of 2009, the Stealth Starbucks concept has struck again – this...

Local Psychopaths Camping This Weekend

According to inside sources, certified crazy people Shyan Burke and Mikaela Hopkins of Fremont have already headed up to the mountains this weekend to...

Man Takes Son to Niagara Falls

This weekend a local father and son bonded before the thundering and majestic waters of Niagara Falls, located just 45 minutes east of Seattle....

Tech Worker Rejoices in 2 for $16 Avocado Sale

An unlikely surprise awaited Amazon employee Hayden Markwell when he walked into South Lake Union’s Whole Foods Market this afternoon. “Oh shit: Guess who's...

Cute: This DoorDash User Thinks Food Delivery Guy Actually Got His Tip

In a display of utter cuteness today, Greenwood resident Matt Prescott adorably paid a gracious in-app tip intended for his DoorDash delivery guy, actually...

Area Cafe Really Pushing It With New Wood Milk

In a bold move, Madison Park’s Cafe Ohm has thrown its hat into the fierce dairy substitute menu game with its newest alternative, wood...

Seattle Has 50 Names for Salmon: Here Are 38 of Them

1. Copper River 2. King 3. Coho 4. Chinook 5. The Ol’ Silverskinned Boat Boarder 6. Shiny Lips 7. Milt Machine 8. Chum Salmon 9. Mookie Blaylock 10. He Who Shall Not Be...

Waiter Resists Strangling Gluten-free, Dairy-free Pescetarian

Coworkers of Tilikum Place Cafe waiter Stephen Marlow celebrated a late dinner-rush win tonight when he managed to resist strangling yet another diner who...

Brewers Association Admits Sour Beer Trend Just April Fool’s Prank That Got Out-of-Hand

In a late Friday press conference, executive director of the Independent Brewers Association admitted that the increasingly popular sour beer category was supposed to...