Boeing Threatens Striking Workers with Airline Tickets
After striking IAMAW members voted to reject the latest labor deal by 64%, Boeing is now threatening the union with airline tickets on Boeing aircrafts.
“CEO Kelly Ortberg basically just put a bloody horse head...
Washington’s 5 Most Charming Small Towns to Hide In When You Accidentally Like Someone’s Post from 3 Years Ago
Glacier –Just a 30-minute drive from Mount Baker Ski Area and the last stop on the Mount Baker Highway, this beautiful little town has gorgeous views, incredible hiking, and is the perfect place to...
Climate Solution! Starbucks Coffee to Be Roasted by CEO’s Private Jet Engines During His Commute
In a major green win today, new Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol committed to making his 1,000-mile super-commute from Southern California to Seattle headquarters more sustainable by using his private jet’s engines to roast Starbucks’...
New Dick’s-a-thon Route Just Endless Loop Between Pony and The Cuff
Today organizers of this weekend’s annual Dick’s-a-thon run—benefitting local search and rescue groups and the Washington National Parks Fund—announced a new alternate route that is a just an endless loop between Capitol Hill’s Pony...
Man Buys Artisan Loaf at Met Market, Forever Abandoning Dreams of Home Ownership
Today Lower Queen Anne resident Daniel Forsythe made the life-altering decision to buy an artisan loaf of garlic rosemary bread at Metropolitan Market, forever abandoning his dreams of home ownership.
“Look, I’d have loved to...
Report: No Way to Tell Where the Blackberry Juice Begins, Blood Ends
Local foraging researchers who spent weeks getting their hands dirty in the field released a report today confirming that—when it comes to determining which is which on forbidden invasive fruit-pickers' hands—there actually is no...
Study Finds Seattle Is Best City for Pizza and for People Who Are Welcoming to Transplants
According to a new and completely credible study worth talking about by a random AI-powered company we’re not gonna look into and explain too much about here, Seattle has officially been named the best...
Hikers Accidentally Climb Giant Mountain of Dog Poop Bags at Trailhead
A group of hikers were in for a stinky surprise today after they realized they had mistakenly summited an enormous mountain of green dog poop bags at the trailhead.
“You know, I don’t recall the...
Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs
Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today when they announced there are actually exactly zero similarities between...
Brewmaster Torn Apart By IPA Junkies Fiending For More Hops
Tragedy
struck a Georgetown brewery today as a beloved brewmaster was torn to shreds by
a ravenous pack of IPA addicts, fiending for more of the sweet, skunky
ambrosia.
The victim was identified as Connor Bigelow, founder...
