Starbucks CEO Working Publicity Shift at Café Fucks Up Every Single Order
Starbucks CEO Laxman Narasimhan took a break from extracting value for shareholders to extract some coffee during a publicity shift at a Capitol Hill...
Couple’s Photos from Seattle Vacation Actually Taken in Vancouver, B.C.
Today friends and family of a couple who just came back from their Seattle vacation were treated to an Instagram carousel of the lovebirds...
Fate of Entire Day Hinges On Barista Doing Cute Lil Latte Foam Art Thingie
Customers at a local cafe were on pins and needles this morning waiting for the entire fate of their day to be determined by...
Several Fingers Severed at Boeing All-Hands Safety Meeting
During an ill-fated effort to improve its operations and earn back the public’s trust after Alaska Airlines said loose bolts were found in several...
5 Safety Tips for Kayaking the Atmospheric River This Weekend
Planning to enjoy a scenic kayak down the atmospheric river this weekend? Make sure you heed our five top safety tips before heading out...
Brave Local Bearded Man Comes Out as Not a Big Fan of IPAs
After years of hiding a truth he feared would alienate himself from friends and family alike, brave local bearded man Martin Price has officially...
Orca Mafia Begins Charging Washington Ferries for Protection So No More ‘Accidents’ Happen to Rest of Fleet
As Washington State Ferries continues to deal with an aging fleet, vessel breakdowns and a lack of staff, local orca “entrepreneurs” have stepped in...
Alaska Airlines Rebrands to Psychedelic Skydiving Company
After a series of near-death experiences in recent months—including a pilot on shrooms trying to crash a plane and an entire chunk of the...
Seattle Magazine Awarded as Top Source of Information on How to Get Away from Seattle
Today a venerated group of local Seattle tourism media influencers awarded Seattle Magazine the 2024 title for being the area’s top source of information...
Suspected Serial Killer Once Again Just Oregon Gas Attendant
A man suspected of stalking his victims at gas stations during road trips through the Beaver State with initially obviously no other intention but...
