Leavenworth Cabin Renters Now Contractually Obligated to Live, Laugh and/or Love
After a rough winter for everyone, one AirBnb host is contractually requiring their Leavenworth cabin renters to Live, Laugh and/or Love or else pay...
Franz Debuts Budget-friendly ‘Some of the Things’ Bagels
Attempting to address the rising cost of groceries, today Franz Bakery announced its new cost-saving "Some of the Things" bagel."We've listened to the feedback...
Seattle Couple Plans Destination Wedding for West Seattle
Recently engaged Seattle lovebirds Kevin Hwang and Trucy Schmidt formally announced today that their destination wedding will take place on the far-flung shores of...
Entire Relationship Hinges on Getaway Weekend to Orcas Island
Local couple Vanessa and Patrick say they’re excited to relax and have fun on Orcas Island this weekend because only the entire direction of...
The Next Titanic? This Couple on a Bremerton Ferry is Raw-Dogging in a 2002 Toyota Corolla
It’s been almost three decades since Titanic’s Rose and Jack rocked our worlds with their unforgettable love affair at sea. Now two Bremerton-bound lovebirds...
Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs
Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today...
Capitol Hill Dick’s to Compete Against New McDonald’s with Even Stickier, Hairier Ball Pit
After rumors that a McDonalds is opening just up the street in the old vacant Rite-Aid building on Broadway, today Dick’s announced it’s prepared...
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes
Local marine biologists have discovered one picky orca calf won’t eat their rich unless their mom cuts them into little yacht shapes.
“Bigg's orcas usually...
Juicy Thanksgiving Turkey Obviously Got Saline Injections, Dermal Fillers
Rumors are swirling that the juicy turkey who just arrived at one local Thanksgiving dinner obviously got saline injections and dermal fillers done ahead...
Seattle Aquarium Holds Thanksgiving ‘Orc-Porp-Phin’ Feast for Wealthy Donors
A clandestine Thanksgiving tradition was uncovered this week as intrepid Needling reporters revealed that a cabal of wealthy Seattle Aquarium donors were treated to...
