Amazon Announces Pop-up Shop in Your Parents’ Kitchen for “Black Thursday”
Retail giant Amazon announced today plans for a pop-up shop in your parents’ kitchen on the day before Black Friday, or what the company is calling “Black Thursday.”
“Our location data showed that, for some...
Californian Denounces Perfectly Fine Mexican Restaurant
California native Rhea Larkin made waves today as she took to social media to denounce a perfectly fine Mexican restaurant in Ballard.
“These have to be the worst tacos I’ve ever had,” she wrote in...
REPORT: Capitol Hill Restaurant Apparently Also A Comedy Club Or Something?
Monissa Davis and Arren Hanks had planned a quiet night out on Capitol Hill for their third anniversary dinner and somehow ended up at some kind of comedy show?
“We heard this place was super...
Tacoma Traffic Jam Still Coolest Thing To Do In Tacoma
Dozens of drivers put their vehicles in park during Saturday's completely stalled traffic on I-5 to celebrate what is still widely hailed as the coolest thing to do in Tacoma: Traffic Jam.
“Everybody’s hanging...
Space Needle Begins Charging Bathroom Fee
Citing necessary plumbing upgrades for the only building in Seattle that vertically shoots human excreta several hundred feet every day all day, Space Needle officials announced today that it will now charge visitors $7.50...
Paul Allen Is Gone, But You Can Still Pay $30 to Look at His Toys
More than a week after the death of Microsoft co-founder and ostensible philanthropist Paul Allen, visitors of Seattle’s Museum of Popular Culture (MoPOP) were overjoyed to find they can still look at his toys...
Local Seattle Celebrities Tell Us What They’re Thankful for This Thanksgiving
The Needling asked Seattle's most famous local celebrities what they’re thankful for this Thanksgiving!
Macklemore
Some of my best friends are Native Americans. So thankful for that.
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Eddie Vedder
🎶 At home, drawing pictures of mountains of...
Washington Middle School Music Teacher Probably High AF
The organic music teaching methods of Daryl “Snacking Eagle” Matthewson have the majority of his Washington Middle School colleagues agreeing that he is, most likely, high as fuck.
Local educators could not confirm whether the...
Adorable! Baby penguin learns to vape
To the delight of the local community, Hewey, the newest baby penguin at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo, has learned to vape.
“It was just another normal day at the zoo when a group of teenagers...
Local pet owners inspired by doggedly liberal canine
Belltown – Milo, a six-year-old Dachsund, loves the recent surge in civic engagement, according to his owners, Nick and Angie Desmond.
“In the past six months, we’ve marched for women’s rights, gun control, workers' rights,...
