Fremont Ready to Get Artistic Juices Flowing All Over Bike Seats Today
Fremont Solstice Parade organizers say bright route decorations are set, naked bodies are painted all colors of the rainbow, and the only thing left...
Ballard Bridge to Kick Off Summer by Changing Facebook Relationship Status to “Open”
So you thought the Ballard Bridge was too old to spice things up just in time for summer? Think again.
Also, pssst: Don't tell Facebook,...
Capitol Hill Block Party Gives Bothell Block Party $20 to ‘Go Get Something Nice’
Bothell, Wash. – This Saturday, downtown Bothell hosts the town’s annual block party and brew fest, featuring a lineup of countless seven bands...
Bumbershoot Lineup Is Out and Now Viewable for $10 Service Fee
Music fans in Seattle can take a deep sigh of relief now that Bumbershoot’s 2019 lineup has been released and is now viewable for...
Man Sporting Hitler Youth Haircut Woke AF
Word on the street is that one of the nation’s most woke and progressive men is right here in Seattle’s Central District sporting none...
“I’m from West Seattle,” Says Liar from Burien
In an adorable attempt to still belong, local liar Sarah Krupps has been telling everyone within earshot that she lives in West Seattle despite...
Chillr, New Seattle Dating App, Offers Easier Ghosting
A new app exclusively serving the Seattle metro area has swept through the local dating scene by implementing what users say are more ways...
Romantic: Couple Watching Discovery Park Sunset Successfully Ignores Smell of Raw Sewage
With a brilliant sunset in the works, 27-year-old Xavier Wilson declared nothing--nay, not even endless wafts of day-old human feces--could spoil his Friday evening...
Bike-Share Rider Infestation Threatens Skater Boy Ecosystem
After thriving within Seattle city limits for the last two decades as one of its most beloved and recognizable native species, the common skater...
REPORT: Literally Everything In Fremont Boutique Is Sooooooo Cute
Local officials have issued a report confirming that sisters Taylor and Daphne Ward could not even today because literally everything in the Fremont boutique...
