Construction Workers Who Direct Street Traffic to Now Double as Life Coaches
All those orange and yellow-suited construction workers who spend so much time telling people where to go on Seattle's streets will now start telling...
Local Atheist Hits Up Mass for the Stained Glass ‘Grams
Atheist Toby Fletcher, 33, told reporters today that his Sunday morning trip to First Hill’s St. James Cathedral for some "stained glass 'gram action"...
Fremont Ready to Get Artistic Juices Flowing All Over Bike Seats Today
Fremont Solstice Parade organizers say bright route decorations are set, naked bodies are painted all colors of the rainbow, and the only thing left...
Ballard Bridge to Kick Off Summer by Changing Facebook Relationship Status to “Open”
So you thought the Ballard Bridge was too old to spice things up just in time for summer? Think again.
Also, pssst: Don't tell Facebook,...
Capitol Hill Block Party Gives Bothell Block Party $20 to ‘Go Get Something Nice’
Bothell, Wash. – This Saturday, downtown Bothell hosts the town’s annual block party and brew fest, featuring a lineup of countless seven bands...
Bumbershoot Lineup Is Out and Now Viewable for $10 Service Fee
Music fans in Seattle can take a deep sigh of relief now that Bumbershoot’s 2019 lineup has been released and is now viewable for...
Man Sporting Hitler Youth Haircut Woke AF
Word on the street is that one of the nation’s most woke and progressive men is right here in Seattle’s Central District sporting none...
“I’m from West Seattle,” Says Liar from Burien
In an adorable attempt to still belong, local liar Sarah Krupps has been telling everyone within earshot that she lives in West Seattle despite...
Chillr, New Seattle Dating App, Offers Easier Ghosting
A new app exclusively serving the Seattle metro area has swept through the local dating scene by implementing what users say are more ways...
Romantic: Couple Watching Discovery Park Sunset Successfully Ignores Smell of Raw Sewage
With a brilliant sunset in the works, 27-year-old Xavier Wilson declared nothing--nay, not even endless wafts of day-old human feces--could spoil his Friday evening...
