520 Bridge Twitter Feeds to Launch Weekly Podcast

The official and unofficial 520 Bridge Twitter accounts  announced today they’re crossing over into the podcast world this summer with weekly episodes of “Just...

New Startup “WatR” Enters Home, Tends To Plants You’re Murdering With Negligence

WatR, a new startup described as Rover for house plants, is being hailed an overnight success for overwhelmed millennials struggling to provide the absolute bare minimum...

Edgy: This Alt Weekly Contrarian Knows What to Think After Seeing What Everyone Else Thinks First

Capitol Hill — Most opinions on current events posted online these days preach and pander to the choir.  Not so with edgy local columnist...

UW Astronomers Report Entire Universe Comprised of Small Water Droplets

In a groundbreaking announcement, scientists at the University of Washington’s Theodor Jacobsen Observatory report that outer space appears to be nothing but small beads...

Confirmed: Painted Fremont Solstice Reveler to Postpone Shower Til After Pride

After much speculation, sources have confirmed that the glittered rainbow body paint applied to Seth McHutchins’ body for Saturday’s Fremont Solstice Parade will not...

Construction Workers Who Direct Street Traffic to Now Double as Life Coaches

All those orange and yellow-suited construction workers who spend so much time telling people where to go on Seattle's streets will now start telling...

Local Atheist Hits Up Mass for the Stained Glass ‘Grams

Atheist Toby Fletcher, 33, told reporters today that his Sunday morning trip to First Hill’s St. James Cathedral for some "stained glass 'gram action"...

Fremont Ready to Get Artistic Juices Flowing All Over Bike Seats Today

Fremont Solstice Parade organizers say bright route decorations are set, naked bodies are painted all colors of the rainbow, and the only thing left...

Ballard Bridge to Kick Off Summer by Changing Facebook Relationship Status to “Open”

So you thought the Ballard Bridge was too old to spice things up just in time for summer? Think again. Also, pssst: Don't tell Facebook,...

Capitol Hill Block Party Gives Bothell Block Party $20 to ‘Go Get Something Nice’

Bothell, Wash. – This Saturday, downtown Bothell hosts the town’s annual block party and brew fest, featuring a lineup of countless seven bands...