Environmental Hero? This Woman Pees in the Shower
Sustainable living advocates the world over are reportedly hailing a new environmental hero today after Seattle resident Becca Strombold valiantly peed in the shower this morning instead of her toilet.
“I mean, it was still...
Holiday Choir Concert Features Record-Breaking Two Hanukkah Songs
A local holiday choir audience was left stunned today when the King County Community Chorus achieved the previously unthinkable milestone of including a record-breaking two whole Hanukkah songs in their December Holiday Concert.
“We heard...
Melvins Discography Now Sentient, Multiplying on Its Own
Longtime Melvins fan Dana Garcia reports the band’s massive catalog appears to have come to life and is multiplying in her living room.
“I came in and there were some records on the floor. I...
‘COVID Ruined My Social Skills,’ Says Man Who Never Had Them to Begin With
At a weekend gathering of friends, local resident Eli Weber was reportedly quick to blame his complete lack of tact, grace and general unpleasantness in any sort of group gathering on COVID despite having...
5 Up-and-Coming Local Artists to Watch Out for Because They Have Lasers
The Seattle art scene is full of a up-and-coming artists you need to watch out for carefully because they are armed with several different kinds of unpredictable lasers. Here are the top five to...
Local Man’s Holiday Party to Celebrate Annual Apartment Cleaning
In one of the most highly anticipated events of the season, local Greenwood resident Phil Smith’s holiday party this weekend is all set to celebrate the annual cleaning of his one-bedroom apartment.
“It’s that...
Op-Ed: Solve the city’s homelessness crisis by finding Neptune’s Treasure
As the city’s coffers run dry from dumping truckloads of money on the doorsteps of homeless shelters, I, a lowly sea captain, seek your support and gracious funding for an expedition to locate Neptune’s...
Kinky! This Winter Rain Prefers Edging Just Above the Freezing Point to Blowing a Load of Snow
No one has made more of a splash in the Seattle kink scene this season than local BDSM queen Winter Rain, who has spent the entire season edging just above the freezing point to...
Child’s Hand-Me-Down Clearly Dog Sweater
A local couple is under fire today after posting an Instagram photo of their infant son, Blake, wearing a novelty “Mama’s Lil Furbaby” sweater that clearly used to belong to the family’s GoldenDoodle, Scout.
“You...
Seattle’s Anti-Homeless Architecture Enters Art Deco Phase
Seattle’s elite are rejoicing today after the installation of new public fixtures with stylized geometric details designed to ward off people have signaled that the city’s hostile anti-homeless architecture is finally entering its Art...
