No one has made more of a splash in the Seattle kink scene this season than local BDSM queen Winter Rain, who has spent the entire season edging just above the freezing point to prevent blowing a load of snow.
“Look, I know how to cover everything in sight in a coat of white—just ask Seattle about my work the last few years,” said Winter Rain, bringing themself back up to 35 degrees after getting within one degree of 32. “But this season, I just wanted to try something more challenging and take my temperature control to the next level, so I’m trying this thing called Tantric Winter where I keep myself at just between 33 and 38 degrees max. Honestly, I’m pretty proud of myself for how many weeks on end I’ve kept this up. Sure, a little snow has leaked out here and there, but not enough to really count.”
Asked if their snow is ever going to come, Winter Rain spanked us with a cold, wet wind and told us to be patient.
“It’ll all be worth it when I get full release next winter,” Rain said, eyes rolling back as they went back down to 33. “Or not—I might be kinky enough to engage in perpetual snow denial, haven’t decided yet.”
At press time, Seattle reported it just wanted to know when Winter Rain was done fucking them already.
