Millennial Parent at Trunk or Treat Can’t Help But Feel Weird Telling Kid to Take Candy From Stranger in Van

One local millennial parent was struggling to adjust to new Halloween ‘Trunk or Treat’ traditions after years of being told to never take candy...

Rain Brings Wild Couch Hunting Season to a Close

As the taut, frost-bitten nips of winter inch closer and closer to the Emerald City with torrential bouts of rain, local furniture foragers are...

Fair Organizers Assure Public Carnival Rides Not Made by Boeing

After hearing rumors that some people think carnival rides aren’t safe, today ride operators at the Washington State Fair in Puyallup assured the public...

Amazon Compromises, Allows Employees Working in Office 5 Days a Week 2 Work-from-Home Days on Weekend

After a national outcry from thousands of employees wondering why Amazon won’t allow hybrid work schedules anymore for anyone outside the C-suite, today CEO...

OKCupid Seattle Scene Now Exclusively Exes and Exes of Exes

OKCupid (OKC) announced this afternoon that its Seattle subscribers will now be matched exclusively with their exes. “We realized one of the main motivations of...

Return-to-Office Order Obviously Just Layoff without Severance

This week thousands of local workers received a return-to-office five days a week notice via an e-mail from Amazon that was obviously just a...

Portland Hipsters Become Republican to Keep Portland Weird

Ever committed to their “Keep Portland Weird” vows, this week all of Portland, Oregon’s hipsters accepted the new reality of what it now means...

Scarecrow Video Auctions Off Director’s Cut of Zapruder Film

As part of the Save Our Scarecrow fundraising campaign, Seattle's last video store has made the difficult Hail Mary-decision to auction off its rare...

Home Depot Unveils New Line of Succulents That Only Need Water Every Other Weekend for Divorced Plant Daddies

In an effort to cater to their growing divorced plant-daddy demo, today Home Depot announced a new line of “Split-Custody Cacti” that only require...

Capitol Hill Block Party Gives Annual Reminder to Residents Over 40 That It Is Time to Move to Ballard

Like salmon answering nature’s call to suddenly swim upstream to a new body of water, this weekend countless residents in their 40s were reminded...