Incoming Seattle University Freshman Thinks These Friendships Will Last
Campion
Hall–Just weeks after arriving on campus armed with twin-sized Target bedsheets,
Childish Gambino posters and Starbucks gift cards from Aunt Kathy, one plucky Seattle
University freshman has already established friendships she thinks will
actually last a lifetime....
New Luxury Apartment Building Offers Full-Amenity Dorm Experience
As luxury apartment buildings
offer larger common areas and more onsite amenities, the new Haflwaye Haus
Lofts on Capitol Hill takes the logical next step of offering residents a full
college dorm experience.
“This isn’t just putting...
Jay Inslee Caught Sucking Car Exhaust From ’87 Camry in Desperate Bid to Halt Emissions
Police were hailed to a bizarre scene at an Olympia convenience store today when Governor Jay Inslee was discovered sucking car exhaust from an idling 1987 Camry in what he claims was a desperate...
As Summer Closes, Get That Warm Pee Smell in at Cal Anderson While You Can
The time is nigh to say goodbye once again to another glorious Pacific Northwest summer punctuated by beach-worthy days, fresh mountain hikes, and, of course, warm wafts of urine emanating from Cal Anderson Park.
No...
Dave Matthews, Macklemore Save Bumbershoot with New Crossover Album ‘Crash Into My Thrift Shop’
Move aside, Lizzo: Bumbershoot ticket-holders brokenhearted to hear of the Billboard chart queen's canceled concert tonight quickly had their spirits lifted today when Dave Matthews and Macklemore announced they would be kicking off...
Op-ed: Californians Need to Go Back Where They Came From (Except for Eddie Vedder—He’s One of the Good Ones)
By Don Cudd, Seattle Culture Columnist
We all know Seattle is the home of political correctness and
celebrated diversity efforts that are the ultimate panacea for white guilt, but
it’s high time we just say what’s been...
Local Man Dismayed No One Returning Little Free Library Books
Harold Greenfield has a message for patrons of his little free library: Your books are overdue.
Last year the longtime Wallingford resident put up a
dollhouse-sized replica of a one-room schoolhouse and stocked it with books...
The Stranger’s Kink Issue Begs Corporate Media To ‘Step On My Journalistic Integrity, Daddy’
In this week’s much requested reprint of The Stranger’s 2019 Kink
Issue, the city’s only biweekly included a heaving plea for their relentless
corporate media suitors to take their loutish, square-toed Oxfords and step on
the independent...
Cap’n Jeff Bezos Leads Prime Day Pirates to SLU Shores
In what is fast becoming a loathed Seattle tradition, Cap’n Jeff Bezos again led his rag-tag crew of Prime Day Pirates to South Lake Union shores today, horrifying anyone who had not yet seen...
Bleary-Eyed Hempfest Organizers Announce Festival Schedule For Last Weekend
After waking bright and early at approximately 1 p.m. today, organizers of Seattle’s flagship cannabis culture event smeared away eyecrust to finally announce Hempfest 2019's festival schedule and entertainment lineup for last weekend.
“We’ve...