Macramé Barricades Spring Up at Urban Craft Uprising
Radical vendors armed with hot glue guns erected barricades of knotted hemp macramé at Seattle Center today in yet another Urban Craft Uprising.
“We have...
Strait of Juan de Fuca Admits to Experimenting in College
In a new memoir washing ashore this spring, the Strait of Juan de Fuca chronicles its youth and admits to being not quite as...
3 Ways to Remember Bellevue Still Sucks Even Though They Have Snow Right Now and You Don’t
Even the most confident of Seattleites can sometimes waver in their faith that Bellevue truly and completely sucks at all times in every way,...
Bluesky Holdout Just Not Sure If It’s Controlled by Shitty Enough Rich Asshole Yet
Today longtime Instagram, Facebook and X/Twitter user Haleigh Perkins said she’s still holding out on joining new social media alternative Bluesky because she’s just...
Home Depot Unveils 12-Foot Turkey Carcass Skeleton
Hoping to keep its giant decorative skeleton gravy train going through Thanksgiving, today The Home Depot announced it’s now selling enormous 12-foot Turkey Carcass...
Woman Swears Brunch Outfit is Not Pajamas
A Seattle woman’s weekend plans to enjoy a relaxing brunch at Sabine Café with a friend visiting from Paris were dashed today by repeated...
Local Woman Excited to Hear First Date Ideas From California-Born Tech Worker
This week, Seattle-native Brianna Johnson reportedly told her friends that she was excited to hear her Hinge match’s ideas for hikes in the area,...
Make-A-Wish Extends Services to the Terminally Online
Today the Make-A-Wish Foundation announced that in addition to fulfilling the wishes of dying children, they will now also make dreams come true for...
Hunky Rural Christmas Tree Farmers Tired of Hallmark Movie Objectification
Today Hunky Christmas Arborists Union Local 525 called for an official boycott of all romcom-stye Christmas movies popularized by the Hallmark Channel saying the...
