Man Wins Ugly Sweater Contest By Wearing Startup Hoodie
A local man reportedly took home first place at an Ugly Sweater Contest today after showing up in what judges described as a “late-stage...
Wrong Person Dies Again
Several reports are confirming that, once again, the wrong person has died.
“If you were hoping that if anyone died today that it would be...
Introverted Salmon Anxious About Seeing Childhood Schoolmates In Spawning Stream
An introverted sockeye salmon that has spent the last five years swimming the Pacific Ocean admitted today that it’s not looking forward to seeing...
Couple Hikes Mount Si to Train for Townhome Stairs
With 3,100 feet of elevation gained in four miles, local hikers say Mount Si is the perfect local trail to train for more strenuous...
Family Not Sure What to Do with Other Trees in Costco Christmas 6-Pack
After getting a great Christmas tree deal at Costco and decorating one at home today, one local family admitted they were struggling with what...
Family Finds Little Free Library Under Their Eaves
Today a Wedgwood household discovered the source of several recent book attacks was a little free library that had sprouted on the underside of...
Area Raccoons Request Halloween Pumpkins Be Put Out Early
Local raccoons came together today to formally request that the public fully give into their autumnal urges this weekend and put out Halloween pumpkins...
Jimmy Kimmel Actually Still More Pissed Seattle Radio Station Fired Him Over Joke About Mariners Owner in 1990
As support poured in for Jimmy Kimmel after ABC indefinitely pulled his late-night show off-air, the comedian admitted in an exclusive interview with The...
Weather Confirms Seattle Still Under Witch’s Curse
As a thick blanket of rain descends on the greater Seattle area for every foreseeable day in the local weather forecast, The Needling’s intrepid...
Seattle Fire Rescues Eddie Vedder Stuck in Tree
One local Eddie Vedder is safe and sound tonight after Seattle Fire rescued them from a high tree branch they somehow climbed up and...
