Critics Give Hump! Film Festival Two Thumbs Up, Won’t Say Where
Today local erotic film lovers were excited to hear this year’s Hump! Film Festival received a coveted two thumbs up from renowned film critics...
Grandma’s Old Shit Inside Downtown Public Storage Has Best View in Entire City
Longtime and long-forgotten Downtown Public Storage resident Mildred—who is a stack of mildewed National Geographic magazines waiting for you to make them into a...
Hot! 5 Easy Ways to Blend Ash Wednesday Cinder into Your Contouring Routine
Today, the beginning of Lent, is a day to not only be grateful for everything Jesus Christ sacrificed for our sins, but also for...
Eastside Man Still Thinks It’s Hilarious to Ask Partner to Make Him a Turkey Sammamish
After five years of living in Kirkland, Eastside man Todd Wesley still giggles each time he asks his wife to "make me a turkey...
Man Leaves Bookstore with Bounty of Zoom Background Decorations
One man celebrated his new remote position today by investing in a bounty of zoom background decorations from his local bookstore.
“I must have spent...
Kshama Sawant Touched, Horrified By Own Adorably Mass-Produced Funko Pop Figure
After announcing that she will not be seeking re-election to the Seattle City Council Thursday, Kshama Sawant also went on record to say that...
The Grinch Fitting Right in On Nextdoor App
As the festive lights went up and Christmas drew near, the residents of Whoodinville were spreading their cheer. But in one dim house grumbling...
Local Man’s Holiday Party to Celebrate Annual Apartment Cleaning
In one of the most highly anticipated events of the season, local Greenwood resident Phil Smith’s holiday party this weekend is all set to...
Tacoma Unveils Used Band-Aid Wall To Compete With Pike Place
Long envious of the beloved biohazard to the north, Seattle's Gum Wall, today Tacoma made official its own community-sourced art attraction: The Tacoma Used...
Seattle Public Schools to Settle TikTok Lawsuit for Record 600,000 Likes
After Seattle Public Schools filed lawsuits against all major social media platforms last week accusing them of damaging youth mental health, today the district...
