Culture

After struggling for years to make it in the crowded true-crime podcast genre, local podcaster Sarah Findlay finally caught a lucky break last week when her best friend mysteriously disappeared without a trace. “It’s just...

Extolling the virtues of work/life balance in a heartfelt LinkedIn post today, Bellevue tech executive Bryan Anderson announced this week that he’s excited to finally spend some quality time infecting his kids with COVID. “Work...

Despite a carefully honed exposition designed to hold suspense until his tale’s climactic reveal, tonight Ravenna resident Jacob Bransen failed to impress Tinder date Katya Ingraham with the story of his recent Dave Matthews...

After a tormented night of believing the Gum Wall would be the next Seattle landmark getting donated to MOHAI to make way for construction of a new high-rise, the museum’s curator was happy to...

Contrary to previous speculation, Seattle weather is surprisingly quite pleasant, reports newly minted Seattle meteorological expert Scott Caprelli, who moved to town from LA exactly four weeks ago. “This whole Seattle-is-so-rainy-misty-moody thing is sooo overblown,” said...

Glass-blowing enthusiasts and stoners alike are distraught today after an interview with world-famous glass artist Dale Chihuly revealed that not a single thing in the Chihuly Garden and Glass museum is a bong. “A bong?...

As public school funding continues to decrease across the country, local teachers began to express concern that the nearby dog daycare, the Muttessori Pawcademy, was significantly nicer than the neighborhood public school. “We can all...

Swimsuits, boats and paddleboards at the ready to end a 3-day June weekend on a high note, today Seattleites all over the city said they were pumped to enjoy the first day of sunburn....

Families rejoiced today as the cold, overcast June weather turned the Fremont Solstice Parade into its first G-Rated, genitalia-free version of the treasured annual event. “One step outside today naked, and all those bicyclists were...

With rents skyrocketing and housing inventory shrinking, area landlords have reportedly decided to expand pet rent surcharges to now include a $500 deposit for all sleep paralysis demons. “Oh come on, my sleep paralysis demon...