‘Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This,’ Says Seattle Man Enjoying 37-Minute Window of Sunshine at Gas Works
After a long stretch of rain, one local man expressed his gratitude for a 37-minute window of sunshine he enjoyed at Gas Works Park...
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight
With barely contained excitement, one Seattle man left out a special plate of cheese and milk for when St. Rat comes up through his...
‘I Would Never Live in That Hellhole City,’ Says Man Already Living in Moses Lake
An Eastern Washington man who took to social media today to bravely announce that he would “never live in that hellhole city” confused thousands...
QUIZ: Did He Ghost You or Is He a Washington State Ferry?
Sometimes it's hard to know whether he ghosted you or is just another Washington State Ferry taking off without you. Take our quiz to...
Space Needle Puts On Stunning New Year’s Northern Lights Show
In a completely deliberate show of laser and firework show art innovation, this year New Year’s at the Needle put on a Northern Lights-inspired...
Spotify Wrapped Shows How Many Attack Drones Your Streams Bought
This year's Spotify Wrapped—the music app's annual recap of your listening habits—includes for the first time a tally of how many attack drones your...
Dry January Really Just High January
Despite the first month of the year allegedly being Dry January, an entire month dedicated to not drinking alcohol, evidence gathered from one local...
Central District Friendsgiving Begins with Lease Acknowledgment of Previous Tenants
Before enjoying a bounteous Friendsgiving feast together, today the Central District renter hosting the gathering asked everyone to please join him in a lease...
New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets
Good Afternoon Moon
In the tight one-bedroom
There was a West Elm couch
And an accent wall
And a picture of
A cow jumping over…something
It was Impressionism.
There were snacks...
Naked Cyclist Wondering Where Everyone Is on Solstice
One lone naked cyclist was seen rolling through Fremont today wondering where everyone is for Solstice.
“Wait, did Solstice start on the 20th this year—or?”...
