Pink Pony Club? These Cherry Blossoms Keep Flashing Everyone Their Petals
In what some are calling Seattle’s own Pink Pony Club, crowds of cherry blossoms right in the UW Quad are reportedly flashing everyone their...
Op-ed: Californians Need to Go Back Where They Came From (Except for Eddie Vedder—He’s One of the Good Ones)
By Don Cudd, Seattle Culture Columnist
We all know Seattle is the home of political correctness and
celebrated diversity efforts that are the ultimate panacea for...
Man Irritated by Pride Month Excited to Celebrate 1/37th Irish Heritage
Today one local man took a break from his usual dislike of bright colors and bold celebrations of community pride, especially in June, to...
Uncontacted Tribe of Mall Santas Discovered in Abandoned Pacific Place Mall
The local scientific community is buzzing today following the discovery of an uncontacted tribe of Mall Santas living inside the abandoned Pacific Place Mall.
"It's...
High-Powered New Leaf Blower Moves 6 Whole Wet Leaves a Minute
Just in time for the late fall season’s soggiest and most stubborn damp leaves, an innovative, high-powered new leaf blower that just hit the...
Macramé Barricades Spring Up at Urban Craft Uprising
Radical vendors armed with hot glue guns erected barricades of knotted hemp macramé at Seattle Center today in yet another Urban Craft Uprising.
“We have...
Strait of Juan de Fuca Admits to Experimenting in College
In a new memoir washing ashore this spring, the Strait of Juan de Fuca chronicles its youth and admits to being not quite as...
3 Ways to Remember Bellevue Still Sucks Even Though They Have Snow Right Now and You Don’t
Even the most confident of Seattleites can sometimes waver in their faith that Bellevue truly and completely sucks at all times in every way,...
Bluesky Holdout Just Not Sure If It’s Controlled by Shitty Enough Rich Asshole Yet
Today longtime Instagram, Facebook and X/Twitter user Haleigh Perkins said she’s still holding out on joining new social media alternative Bluesky because she’s just...
Home Depot Unveils 12-Foot Turkey Carcass Skeleton
Hoping to keep its giant decorative skeleton gravy train going through Thanksgiving, today The Home Depot announced it’s now selling enormous 12-foot Turkey Carcass...
