Office Affirms Trans Woman’s Gender by Providing Her with Significantly Lower Salary
Today a local trans woman is celebrating working at a company so affirming of her gender that her first paycheck since coming out as...
Man Graduates from North Face to Arc’teryx Merchandise
Loved ones wiped away happy tears this morning as Seattle resident Tim Gilman cast aside his waterproof North Face hoodie and zipped on a...
Ben Gibbard Cuts Back Bangs for Death Cab/Postal Service Shows, Sees Fans for First Time
In an unprecedented move since the beginning of his musical career almost three decades ago, this weekend Death Cab for Cutie and Postal Service...
Pope Francis Loses Popemobile After Racing for Pink Slips at Kent Street Races
An international incident is brewing south of Seattle today after an impromptu pilgrimage to the Kent Street Races over the weekend resulted in Pope...
Pike Place to Improve Small Business Access by Adding Parking Inside Market
After recent debates over a car-free Pike Place Market highlighted how essential parking actually is on the small, one-way bricked street thronged with pedestrians,...
Child-free Couple Sticking It Out for the Dogs
Despite losing the spark for each other and subsequently much of life itself years ago, local child-free couple Jared and Alicia Hodges said today...
ChatPNW Becomes First A.I. Capable of Passive Aggression
Today OpenAI announced its latest unprecedented advancement in artificial intelligence technology with the unveiling of ChatPNW, the first AI tool capable of passive aggression.
“To...
Man Who Missed Bus Just Gonna Start New Life in West Seattle
After missing his bus back to Ballard during a weekend trip to West Seattle, one man has decided to do the sensible thing and...
Experts Find Brown Bear Tri-color Foam Car Wash Effective Alternative to Getting High
Leading scientists concluded in a study released today that splurging for a Brown Bear tri-color foam car wash is an effective alternative to getting...
Man Wins Seattlers of Catan by Hoarding All Gore-Tex Resources
One local man declared total victory over his opponents at Mox Boarding House today after deploying a bold “hoard all Gore-Tex resources” strategy to...
