Report: Officials eyeing Lenin statue’s ties to Russia
Leaving no stone unturned in their investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election, Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his associates have repeatedly interviewed...
Adorable! Baby penguin learns to vape
To the delight of the local community, Hewey, the newest baby penguin at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo, has learned to vape.
“It was just another...
Fremont Troll priced out of Fremont, moves to Tukwila
Sightseers under the Aurora Bridge were met with disappointment today after learning that the Fremont Troll has moved from Seattle to Tukwila.
“Frankly, this has...
Ballard voter beats 8 p.m. buzzer with last-second ballot dunk
In an unforgettable match-up against a host of all-star inner demons -- including procrastination, cynicism, apathy, hopelessness and perfectionism -- Ballard resident Ben Kemp...
Online petition almost at 40 signatures
One local activist group has been so successful with their movement to change the world that their online petition has almost reached 40 signatures,...
Local pet owners inspired by doggedly liberal canine
Belltown – Milo, a six-year-old Dachsund, loves the recent surge in civic engagement, according to his owners, Nick and Angie Desmond.
“In the past six...
Side hustle actually just a job
Fiona Hayes, a Wallingford blogger who describes herself as a fashionista with a passion for travel and photography, loves to tell her friends about...
Area witches decry city ban on backyard candy cottages
A group of hook-toothed crones hurled hexes and boiled goat entrails in a cauldron outside Seattle City Council chambers on Tuesday to protest proposed...
Mostly alive John Keister first to be interred in Almost Live mass grave
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Op-Ed: Solve the city’s homelessness crisis by finding Neptune’s Treasure
As the city’s coffers run dry from dumping truckloads of money on the doorsteps of homeless shelters, I, a lowly sea captain, seek your...
