Tribal Leaders Intrigued by Talk of Immigrant Mass Deportations
Despite wide criticism of President-elect Donald Trump’s plans, leaders of Native American tribes across the nation say they’re intrigued by his bold vision for...
Home Depot Unveils 12-Foot Turkey Carcass Skeleton
Hoping to keep its giant decorative skeleton gravy train going through Thanksgiving, today The Home Depot announced it’s now selling enormous 12-foot Turkey Carcass...
Woman Swears Brunch Outfit is Not Pajamas
A Seattle woman’s weekend plans to enjoy a relaxing brunch at Sabine Café with a friend visiting from Paris were dashed today by repeated...
Luna Park Cafe Implicated in Fonzi Scheme
Popular West Seattle diner and tchotchke paradise Luna Park Cafe had their malt mixer impounded today as they are currently under investigation for running...
Local Woman Excited to Hear First Date Ideas From California-Born Tech Worker
This week, Seattle-native Brianna Johnson reportedly told her friends that she was excited to hear her Hinge match’s ideas for hikes in the area,...
Make-A-Wish Extends Services to the Terminally Online
Today the Make-A-Wish Foundation announced that in addition to fulfilling the wishes of dying children, they will now also make dreams come true for...
Negligent Landlord Treats Tenants to In-Unit Polar Plunge
Today tenants of local negligent landlord Roy Nauhart were spared trekking all the way to Alki, Golden Gardens or Matthews Beach after he graciously...
This Day in Seattle History: Denny Party Sticks Chewing Gum on Rock to Mark Arrival
It was on this day in November 13, 1851 that the Denny Party famously announced their arrival to the Puget Sound region by sticking...
The Needling’s Top 10 Boeing Headlines of 2024
What a year for Boeing! The Needling wrote about Boeing literally ten times as much as it has any other year with almost 30...
