After an incredibly stressful last year, the entire Seattle area was treated to a free, daylong sauna today by Mother Nature. Sweet!
“You all looked like you just needed to sweat out some toxins, and by toxins, yes, I do mean the 50 quarantinis you had last spring,” said Nature. “And I know you can’t all afford to get to the spa or aren’t comfortable going to one quite yet, so I brought the spa to you – you’re welcome.”
So thoughtful! Residents across the city struggled to find words for their gratitude.
“I’ve always wanted to have a sauna at home, but I was kinda hoping it’d be the kind I could step out of after 15 minutes,” said Johanna Perkins. “I don’t know exactly how much I’ve detoxed by sweating all day long in inescapable humidity, but I think I at least definitely purged the idea of ever moving back East or to the Midwest. Thanks, Mother Nature!”
At press time, Mother Nature reminded everyone if they wanted to expand their spa experience, a dunk in the Puget Sound, Lake Washington or any nearby river is a great ice bath. Cool!
